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  1. Miquel i Jordi Roca

    Hi,Marta ! Our jokes:

    1.Why do french people like to eat snails? They can’t stand fast food.

    2.Wny do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because their kids have to play inside

    bye bye,Have a nice day.

  2. NIL ROCA SENAN

    Hi ,Marta ! Our jokes :

    1- He was such a tall guy that he tripped on a Tuesday and fell on wWdnesday!

    2-He was such an ugly man that every time people looked at him he thanked
    Them¡

    Bye Bye, have good day Marta

  3. Ferran Gil

    Good morning,
    how are you Marta? I hope it’s ok.

    Here’s my joke

    – Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son?
    – I don’t know son, ask your grandfather

  4. Pau Ferré Guivernau

    Hi Marta!!
    I hope everything is OK

    This is my joke:

    -What did the science book
    say to the math book?
    Wow,you have got problems.

    Byeee

  5. Sira Vilar

    Hi Marta!!

    I hope it’s ok.

    This is my joke

    Little Johnny asked his father, “Dad, can you write in the dark?”

    His father said, “I think so. What do you want me to write?”

    Little Johnny replied, “Oh, just sign this report card for me…

  6. Senén Ferré Mateu

    Hi Marta!!!

    How are you? This is my joker:

    .What’s a writing utensil’s favorite place to go on vacation?

    A. Pencil-vania!

    Bye and kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Marta

      Hello Senén!
      I’m well! I hope you are, too!
      You are a good joker, so I was waiting for your joke ?
      Hahaha! Good one!!

      Have a great day!

      Kisses

  7. Sara Gálvez Ceballo

    Hello Marta, these are my jokes :

    1 : Teacher : I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow.
    Where is grass ????

    Student : The cow ate the grass, sir.

    2. Where do you keep a Christmas tree ?

    Betwwen a Christmas two and Christmas four.

    I hope you ‘ re well.
    Have a nice day.
    Kisses ????

  8. Martí Ribera

    Hello Marta,
    Here comes my joke:

    A men finds a penguin in the park. He is surprised so he looks for a policeman and he says:
    Men: Officer, I found a penguin in the park!
    Officer: Ok, you have to bring it to the zoo
    Men: Thank you officer, I will bring it to the zoo right now. Bye!
    Officer: Bye!
    (The men runs out with the penguin)
    Officer: I’m a good officer

    One day later…

    The same officer is walking in the street when he sees something strange…
    Men: Hello officer. Say hello to the officer penguin
    Officer: Hello man, do you bring the penguin to the zoo yesterday?
    Man: Yes! And it really enjoyed it. Today I’m bringing it to the cinema.

    Bye

  9. Marta

    Hello Aloma!
    I’m fine, thank you! I hope you are, too!
    This joke is a play on words that it sounds better in Spanish:
    – Cuál es la fruta más paciente?
    – es-pera?
    “Wait” is not a fruit.

    I hope you write another one!

    Lots of kisses! ??

  10. ALEIX ALIAGA SANCHEZ

    -Hi Marta, this is my joke
    – One day Max goes to Marc’s house ,and went he arrived Max says :
    – Is this Agustín ?
    – And the other anwers :
    -I’m not uncomfortable

  11. Marta

    Hello Aleix!
    This joke is very funny when you tell it in Spanish:
    – Hola, está Agustín?
    – No, la verdad es que estoy incomodín!

    But this joke doesn’t sound good in English…

    Bye and kisses!

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