{"id":2883,"date":"2021-02-16T13:10:29","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T12:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/?p=2883"},"modified":"2021-02-16T13:10:29","modified_gmt":"2021-02-16T12:10:29","slug":"testaments-de-sa-majestat-el-rei-carnestoltes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/general\/testaments-de-sa-majestat-el-rei-carnestoltes\/","title":{"rendered":"TESTAMENTS DE SA MAJESTAT EL REI CARNESTOLTES !!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coma\u00a0 ja \u00e9s tradici\u00f3 els alumnes de la ZER Poblet pensen, creen, redacten i llegeixen els testament de Sa Majestat el Rei Carnestoltes.<\/p>\n<p>Aqu\u00ed teniu el testament que han elaborat aquest curs 2020-21.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em><strong>Escola del Montgoi:<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nens i nenes de Vilaverd<\/p>\n<p>del m\u00e9s petit al m\u00e9s grandet,<\/p>\n<p>veniu tots cap aqu\u00ed<\/p>\n<p>que deixar\u00e9 a tothom ben fi.<\/p>\n<p>El Carnestoltes hem celebrat<\/p>\n<p>i espero que us hagi agradat.<\/p>\n<p>Espero que us hagueu divertit<\/p>\n<p>del m\u00e9s gran al m\u00e9s petit.<\/p>\n<p>Aqu\u00ed us deixo el meu testament<\/p>\n<p>espero deixar-vos contents,<\/p>\n<p>amb bona intenci\u00f3 ho he fet,<\/p>\n<p>\u00e9s hora del meu parlament.<\/p>\n<p>Als malabaristes<\/p>\n<p>els dono dos pistes:<\/p>\n<p>perqu\u00e8 s\u2019ho passin molt b\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>cantar i ballar hauran de fer.<\/p>\n<p>Pels acr\u00f2bates<\/p>\n<p>els dono unes tirolines<\/p>\n<p>perqu\u00e8 facin com les mones.<\/p>\n<p>A l\u2019Alba de Montblanc, un pantal\u00f3 blanc.<\/p>\n<p>Al Rub\u00e9n que fa dos metres li regalo dos regles.<\/p>\n<p>A la Isabel li regalo un violoncel.<\/p>\n<p>A la Marta del menjador li regalo un macarr\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>A l\u2019Ant\u00f2nia una col\u00f2nia.<\/p>\n<p>A la M\u00edriam que es tan mona li regalo una mona.<\/p>\n<p>A la Nat\u00e0lia li regalo un viatge a It\u00e0lia.<\/p>\n<p>A la J\u00falia que sap tan angl\u00e8s li pago un banquet franc\u00e8s.<\/p>\n<p>A la Vanessa li regalo una gata siamesa.<\/p>\n<p>A la Marta li regalo una planta.<\/p>\n<p>Fins aqu\u00ed el meu testament.<\/p>\n<p>que he fet alegrement.<\/p>\n<p>No us cregueu tot el que heu sentit.<\/p>\n<p>tot \u00e9s per fer-ho ben divertit.<\/p>\n<p>Ara s\u00ed que s\u2019ha acabat,<\/p>\n<p>\u00e9s l\u2019hora en qu\u00e8 m\u2019heu de cremar.<\/p>\n<p>Ens tornarem a veure l\u2019any que ve.<\/p>\n<p>No ploreu de pena, sin\u00f3 d\u2019alegria,<\/p>\n<p>el proper Carnestoltes ja va fent via!!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em><strong>Escola de Blancafort.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Bona tarda nens i nenes,<\/p>\n<p>pares i mares, avis i \u00e0vies,<\/p>\n<p>tiets i tietes,<\/p>\n<p>animals i animalons&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3c el rei Carnestoltes,<\/p>\n<p>el m\u00e9s gran dels pocasoltes<\/p>\n<p>i avui s\u00f3c aqu\u00ed<\/p>\n<p>per deixar-vos el que us vaig a dir:<\/p>\n<p>Al gran poble de Blancafort<\/p>\n<p>Unes reformes de la piscina<\/p>\n<p>Per fi heu acabat,<\/p>\n<p>i jo un bon bar us he regalat,<\/p>\n<p>a veure quan el veiem engegat!<\/p>\n<p>Per a l\u2019escola us he preparat<\/p>\n<p>uns rotllos de paper per les mans<\/p>\n<p>perqu\u00e8 no se que feu<\/p>\n<p>que els gasteu molt aviat!<\/p>\n<p>Per les mestres he preparat<\/p>\n<p>uns paquets de caf\u00e8<\/p>\n<p>perqu\u00e8 els vostres cervellets<\/p>\n<p>puguin de tant en tant descansar.<\/p>\n<p>A la classe dels faquirs<\/p>\n<p>Una pissarra nova ja teniu<\/p>\n<p>de les de guix eh!<\/p>\n<p>perqu\u00e8 escriu i us divertiu!<\/p>\n<p>ah! I uns quants guixos<\/p>\n<p>blancs i de colors<\/p>\n<p>que no falti de res<\/p>\n<p>no patiu!<\/p>\n<p>A la classe dels for\u00e7uts<\/p>\n<p>Una pala i una escombra<\/p>\n<p>Perqu\u00e8 quan entrin del pati<\/p>\n<p>Tornin al seu lloc tota la sorra.<\/p>\n<p>I ara que comenci el carnaval<\/p>\n<p>gaudiu i feu festa<\/p>\n<p>que el discurs ja he llen\u00e7at<\/p>\n<p>i la guerra de confeti he inaugurat!!!!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em><strong>Escola Mare de D\u00e9u dels Torrents.<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>PER LA CLASSE DE <strong>LES ORENETES<\/strong> UN VIATGE AL PA\u00cdS DE LES FLORETES,<\/p>\n<p>PER LA MERC\u00c8 UNA CUIXA DE BE I,<\/p>\n<p>PER LA J\u00daLIA UNA FLORETA<\/p>\n<p>PER ANAR VEN GROGUETA.<\/p>\n<p>PER ALS NENS DE LA CLASSE <strong>DELS MAGS<\/strong>,<\/p>\n<p>BARETES M\u00c0GIQUES PER FER MALABARS I,<\/p>\n<p>PER LA N\u00daRIA I L&#8217;ANNA<\/p>\n<p>UN VIATGE A LA SAVANA.<\/p>\n<p>PER LA CLASSE <strong>DELS PALLASSOS<\/strong>,<\/p>\n<p>UN PASTIS PLE DE NASSOS I,<\/p>\n<p>PER LA MONTSE PAST\u00d3 UN GRAPAT DE CARB\u00d3.<\/p>\n<p>PER A TOTS ELS NENS DE C.INICIAL<\/p>\n<p>UN DIA MUNTANT A CAVALL I,<\/p>\n<p>PER LES NENES UN VIATGE PER\u00a0 TOTES LES TERRES.<\/p>\n<p>A la classe <strong>dels domadors:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pels nens de cicle mitj\u00e0, un bon bacall\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Per les nenes de cicle mitj\u00e0,un viatge a Canad\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Per la Carme de terc\u00e9r i quart,<\/p>\n<p>que pugi sobre d\u2019un lleopart.<\/p>\n<p>Per la Rosa, un bon plat de sopa caldosa.<\/p>\n<p>PER ALS <strong>TRAGAFOCS<\/strong>, NENS I NENES DE CICLE SUPERIOR<\/p>\n<p>UN TAMBOR.<\/p>\n<p>PEL RAMON DE LA CLASSE DE SIS\u00c8,<\/p>\n<p>UNA TASSA PLENA DE CAF\u00c8.<\/p>\n<p>Per les nenes de sis\u00e8, que es prenguin una tassa de bon te.<\/p>\n<p>Per la Carlota,una granota que jugui a la pilota.<\/p>\n<p>I PER ACABAR DESITGEM A\u00a0 TOTES LES NENES I NENS DE VIMBOD\u00cd,<\/p>\n<p>UNA BONA LLESCA DE PA AMB VI.<\/p>\n<p>AQU\u00cd S\u2019ACABA EL CARNAVAL D\u2019AQUEST ANY,<\/p>\n<p>TANQUEM LA PORTA I GIREM EL PANY.<\/p>\n<p>FINS L\u2019ANY VINENT.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Esperem que us hagin agradat molt i fins l&#8217;any que ve !!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coma\u00a0 ja \u00e9s tradici\u00f3 els alumnes de la ZER Poblet pensen, creen, redacten i llegeixen els testament de Sa Majestat el Rei Carnestoltes. Aqu\u00ed teniu el testament que han elaborat aquest curs 2020-21. Escola del Montgoi: Nens i nenes de Vilaverd del m\u00e9s petit al m\u00e9s grandet, veniu tots cap aqu\u00ed que deixar\u00e9 a tothom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":2882,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2884,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions\/2884"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}