{"id":1242,"date":"2018-02-09T21:42:40","date_gmt":"2018-02-09T20:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2018-02-09T20:45:35","modified_gmt":"2018-02-09T19:45:35","slug":"testament-carnestoltes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/general\/testament-carnestoltes\/","title":{"rendered":"Testament carnestoltes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/photos.app.goo.gl\/GksAFPIlA53j10iv2\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1244 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu992\/2018\/02\/Sin-t\u00edtulo-528x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"331\" height=\"642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu992\/2018\/02\/Sin-t\u00edtulo-528x1024.jpg 528w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu992\/2018\/02\/Sin-t\u00edtulo-155x300.jpg 155w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu992\/2018\/02\/Sin-t\u00edtulo-768x1490.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 331px) 100vw, 331px\" \/><\/a>TESTAMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hola nens i nenes, mares i pares i mestres<\/p>\n<p>de l\u2019escola Mare de D\u00e9u dels Torrents<\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3c el carnestoltes<\/p>\n<p>el rei dels poca-soltes.<\/p>\n<p>Vaig morir fa molt de temps, per\u00f2 el dest\u00ed<\/p>\n<p>m\u2019ha portat fins aqu\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>M\u2019han\u00a0 desenterrat<\/p>\n<p>i de m\u00f2mia m\u2019han deixat<\/p>\n<p>D\u2019Egipte he vingut<\/p>\n<p>i he sigut molt ben rebut.<\/p>\n<p>Vinc a fer gresca i xerinola<\/p>\n<p>Per passar-ho b\u00e9 tota l\u2019escola.<\/p>\n<p>Com que ara marxar\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>El meu testament us llegir\u00e9,<\/p>\n<p>tot i que l\u2019any que ve tornar\u00e9.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Cliqueu al Rei Carnestoltes<\/p>\n<p>Ja va sent l\u2019hora de comen\u00e7ar,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0per veure m\u00e9s fotos!!!<\/p>\n<p>I vosaltres d\u2019escoltar.<\/p>\n<p>Pels petits de la llar d\u2019infants, quatre elefants.<\/p>\n<p>Als nens i nenes d\u2019educaci\u00f3 infantil, un viatge pel riu Nil.<\/p>\n<p>Pels nens i nenes de primer,\u00a0 un bon bolquer<\/p>\n<p>A les nenes de segon, dos barbis i un pin i pon<\/p>\n<p>Pels nens i nenes de tercer, \u00a0un visita el d\u00e9u Seth<\/p>\n<p>Als \u00a0nens i nenes de quart, un visita a un museu d\u2019art<\/p>\n<p>Pels de cinqu\u00e8 les compet\u00e8ncies b\u00e0siques de sis\u00e8<\/p>\n<p>Als de sis\u00e8 que es porten tan b\u00e9, un viatge amb Shakira i Piqu\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>De les mestres no m\u2019he oblidat<\/p>\n<p>Per la J\u00falia i la Merc\u00e8\u00a0 de la llar, molts dies per descansar<\/p>\n<p>A la N\u00faria Arb\u00f3s, \u00a0un bon gos<\/p>\n<p>Per l\u2019Anna Capdevila, \u00a0una bufanda de color lila<\/p>\n<p>A la Montse Past\u00f3, \u00a099 cabres i un bast\u00f3<\/p>\n<p>Per la Lurdes de Tarr\u00e9s, una mosca i res mes<\/p>\n<p>A la Carme de sis\u00e8, un bon caf\u00e8.<\/p>\n<p>Per la Isabel, un pot de mel<\/p>\n<p>A la Maria Enriqueta Moix, un cavall coix<\/p>\n<p>Per la Nat\u00e0lia, un viatge a It\u00e0lia<\/p>\n<p>A l\u2019Alba, mestra d\u2019educaci\u00f3 especial, una bicicleta com cal.<\/p>\n<p>Per la Merc\u00e8 de religi\u00f3, un bon pollastre i un cap\u00f3<\/p>\n<p>Per l\u2019Eva la secretaria una elegant indument\u00e0ria.<\/p>\n<p>A la Carme i la Maite del menjador, un bon aspirador<\/p>\n<p>Per la Merche i la Susana, una bona paga<\/p>\n<p>A \u00a0tots els pares i mares de l\u2019escola, que us omplin b\u00e9 la guardiola.<\/p>\n<p>Espero que us hagi agradat el meu comiat.<\/p>\n<p>I ara, que hi hagi molt de ball i molta gresca<\/p>\n<p>Visca el Carnaval!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TESTAMENT Hola nens i nenes, mares i pares i mestres de l\u2019escola Mare de D\u00e9u dels Torrents S\u00f3c el carnestoltes el rei dels poca-soltes. Vaig morir fa molt de temps, per\u00f2 el dest\u00ed m\u2019ha portat fins aqu\u00ed. M\u2019han\u00a0 desenterrat i de m\u00f2mia m\u2019han deixat D\u2019Egipte he vingut i he sigut molt ben rebut. Vinc a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,123,126,1,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ara-escric","category-educacioinfantil","category-educacioprimaria","category-general","category-vimbodi"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1246,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions\/1246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerpoblet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}