{"id":3999,"date":"2018-12-21T12:34:19","date_gmt":"2018-12-21T11:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/?p=3999"},"modified":"2019-09-09T12:20:24","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T10:20:24","slug":"los-terrorificos-humanos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/general\/los-terrorificos-humanos\/","title":{"rendered":"Los terror\u00edficos humanos"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hace muchos a\u00f1os el hotel Transilvania estuvo en La Serra D\u2019Almos.
\nEl d\u00eda 11\/3\/1991 los humanos hicieron esclavos a los monstruos. A todos los monstruos. Hasta a los monstruos Titusana, Blancus, Dennis etc.<\/p>\n

El conde Dr\u00e1cula, que era un vampiro, no quer\u00eda ser esclavo de los humanos. Casi siempre se disfrazaba de humano para que no lo descubrieran. A Drac, que as\u00ed le llamaban sus amigos, se le ocurri\u00f3 crear un hotel que se llamara (Hotel de Monstruos.)<\/p>\n

\u00c9l quer\u00eda que le ayudaran sus amigos los monstruos, pero no pod\u00eda decirlo porque no quer\u00eda que le descubrieran.
\nUn d\u00eda Drac propuso a los humanos si quer\u00edan construir otro hotel, ya que en el hotel Transilvania no cab\u00edan monstruos y humanos. Los humanos estuvieron de acuerdo. Los monstruos tuvieron que construir solos todo el hotel y los humanos viv\u00edan de lujo sin hacer nada.<\/p>\n

El d\u00eda que terminaron de construirlo, muchos de los humanos se fueron al nuevo hotel y obligaron a los monstruos a trabajar mucho m\u00e1s de lo que trabajaban antes, porque ahora ten\u00edan que trabajar en dos hoteles: por la ma\u00f1ana en uno y por la tarde en el otro.<\/p>\n

Los monstruos se reunieron con Drac de forma secreta para quejarse, porque estaban muy cansados y agotados, y tambi\u00e9n pensar algo que hacer para liberarse. Un humano los vio y fue a dar la alarma del hotel. Los humanos se enteraron y encerraron a Drac en las mazmorras. All\u00ed nadie se enteraba que Drac estaba haciendo una p\u00f3cima secreta.<\/p>\n

Al cabo de 4 meses sacaron a Drac para que trabajara en el hotel y fue cuando se veng\u00f3 de ellos. Lanz\u00f3 la p\u00f3cima a todos los humanos para que se convirtieran en esclavos de los monstruos. Y as\u00ed pas\u00f3. Al final Drac y los monstruos se quedaron los dos hoteles para descansar y vivir bien. Como los humanos les dieron pena, los dejaron marchar con la condici\u00f3n que no volvieran a esclavizar a ning\u00fan monstruo.<\/p>\n

\"\"Gurvir singh \u00a06\u00e8 La Serra D\u00b4almos<\/p>\n

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