{"id":3998,"date":"2018-12-21T13:06:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-21T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/?p=3998"},"modified":"2019-09-09T12:20:24","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T10:20:24","slug":"un-nino-de-90-anos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/general\/un-nino-de-90-anos\/","title":{"rendered":"Un ni\u00f1o de 90 a\u00f1os"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9rase una vez un ni\u00f1o, llamado Dr\u00e1cula (pero todos le llamaban Drac) que ten\u00eda 90 a\u00f1os. Su vida era muy aburrida y no le paso nada \u201cguay\u201d.\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Al cabo de mil ochocientos a\u00f1os su vida cambi\u00f3 de repente. Le pasaron muchas aventuras y hoy os contar\u00e9 una.<\/p>\n

Un \u201ct\u00edo\u201d de 1890 a\u00f1os (al cual a\u00fan le quedan muchos a\u00f1os de vida) un d\u00eda llego al Hotel Transilvania, de hacer de gu\u00eda a los visitantes, como cada aburrido y rutinario d\u00eda. Muy cansado lleg\u00f3 a su habitaci\u00f3n y cuando estaba mirando las fotos de Murray en Instagram, de repente puls\u00f3 la pantalla demasiado fuerte con su u\u00f1a y se le rompi\u00f3 el Iphone 7:<\/p>\n

-No importa m\u00ed m\u00f3vil es un anticuado, necesito un Iphone X plus, el m\u00e1s nuevo del mercado.<\/p>\n

-Dijo animadamente, porque quer\u00eda un m\u00f3vil igualmente. Y se fue en la b\u00fasqueda de su m\u00f3vil.<\/p>\n

Por el camino se encontr\u00f3 a Mavis, y le dijo:\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

-\u00a1Papiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Me voy de compras.<\/p>\n

-Y a mi que- Le respondi\u00f3 Drac.
\n– Dame 5.000 euros para pagar- Dijo con un tono un poco repelente.<\/p>\n

– Ok- Y el obedeci\u00f3, porque llegaba tarde.<\/p>\n

Sigui\u00f3 la b\u00fasqueda, pero por el camino se encontr\u00f3 a Dennis y le dijo: -Mami no est\u00e1 y no encuentro a papi para que me compre ese avi\u00f3n teledirigido.<\/p>\n

– Siiiiiiiiiiii ya voooooooy- Y volvieron al hotel a buscar a Jonathan. Drac le dio 5.000.000 de euros para comprar ese juguete.<\/p>\n

Cuando por fin lleg\u00f3 a la tienda, la tienda estaba cerrada, porque Drac es un vampiro y solo puede salir de noche. Finalmente dijo:<\/p>\n

-No importa, las fotos de mi Instagram no son tan buenas.<\/p>\n

Blanca Casad\u00f3 Bartolom\u00e9. 5\u00ba Escola Josep Riba<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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