{"id":3984,"date":"2018-12-18T10:17:56","date_gmt":"2018-12-18T09:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/?p=3984"},"modified":"2019-01-11T10:07:28","modified_gmt":"2019-01-11T09:07:28","slug":"hotel-transilvania-el-capitulo-de-drac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/portada\/hotel-transilvania-el-capitulo-de-drac\/","title":{"rendered":"HOTEL TRANSILVANIA, EL CAP\u00cdTULO DE DRAC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hola, me llamo Drac y doy mucho miedo. Soy un vampiro, pero no un vampiro cualquiera, soy especial. Soy como dice el manual: voy todo vestido de negro, llevo las u\u00f1as sucias\u2026<a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2018\/12\/dRAC.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-3985\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2018\/12\/dRAC.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2018\/12\/dRAC.png 320w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2018\/12\/dRAC-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2018\/12\/dRAC-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nTengo muchos amigos, y todos son como dice el manual del monstruo terror\u00edfico, si no son amigos m\u00edos. Y os preguntar\u00e9is, \u00bfy qu\u00e9 es el manual? El manual es un texto peque\u00f1o que explica como tenemos que ser los monstruos.<br \/>\nAhora os explicar\u00e9 lo que me pas\u00f3 hace 1 a\u00f1o. Sal\u00ed de la oficina para irme a mi casa y de repente apareci\u00f3 una mujer muy guapa, vestida de negro, muy elegante. \u00a1Era vampira! Fui a verla y le dije:<br \/>\n-\u00a1Hola!- Yo estaba muy nervioso.<br \/>\n-\u00a1Hola Dr\u00e1cula!-contest\u00f3 ella.<br \/>\n-\u00bfC\u00f3mo es que sales de la oficina?<br \/>\nY no le hice caso porque no sab\u00eda que decirle. Fui a casa de Jonathan porque estaban sus amigos. All\u00ed jugamos a la pelota, miramos pel\u00edculas, comimos palomitas\u2026 Cuando fueron las 3:50h de la ma\u00f1ana fui para casa y me encontr\u00e9 otra vez a la misma mujer.<a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2019\/01\/e8daf6c42724320cd0b7b4f86a158117.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4145 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2019\/01\/e8daf6c42724320cd0b7b4f86a158117.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2019\/01\/e8daf6c42724320cd0b7b4f86a158117.jpg 235w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/zerlesvinyes\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu734\/2019\/01\/e8daf6c42724320cd0b7b4f86a158117-162x300.jpg 162w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPas\u00e9 de ella y entr\u00e9 a mi casa. Fui a dormir y me la encontr\u00e9 dentro de casa. \u00a1No pod\u00eda ser!, grit\u00e9, y me di cuenta que era un sue\u00f1o. \u00a1Me asust\u00e9! Me levant\u00e9 del susto que ten\u00eda y como no pod\u00eda dormir fui a la cocina. Abr\u00ed la nevera, cog\u00ed a mi mantechilla y habl\u00e9 un rato con ella.<br \/>\nPensamos en escribir una historia de mi sue\u00f1o. Fui corriendo a mi ordenador y escrib\u00ed una narraci\u00f3n de mucho, mucho miedo.<br \/>\nEn 1 a\u00f1o mi libro fue famoso y fui hasta Am\u00e9rica a grabar un reportaje sobre \u00e9l. M\u00e1s de un mill\u00f3n de personas ya lo hab\u00eda le\u00eddo.<br \/>\nAll\u00ed la periodista me dijo que yo era guapo y me enamor\u00e9 de ella. Se llamaba Alicia. Luego fui a mi casa de Am\u00e9rica y la invit\u00e9 a cenar. Le hice sushi, un vinito y de postre coulant. Se sinti\u00f3 muy alegre y hablamos de ir a Hotel Transilavania. Hacia las 12:00h aproximada mente march\u00f3 a su casa. Al d\u00eda siguiente, antes de irme a Hotel Transilvania, fui a buscarla a su casa y los 2 marchamos a mi hotel.<br \/>\nA mi familia le gust\u00f3 mucho. Nos casamos y tuvimos 1 ni\u00f1a y 1 ni\u00f1o, fuimos a vivir a Am\u00e9rica y nos lo pasamos genial.<\/p>\n<p>FIN<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Gal\u00b7la Sabat\u00e9 S\u00e1nchez<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola, me llamo Drac y doy mucho miedo. Soy un vampiro, pero no un vampiro cualquiera, soy especial. 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