{"id":3381,"date":"2017-05-16T08:55:08","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T06:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/?p=3381"},"modified":"2017-05-16T10:17:56","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T08:17:56","slug":"a-quina-edat-moriras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/revista\/a-quina-edat-moriras\/","title":{"rendered":"A quina edat morir\u00e0s? ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Est\u00e0s inquiet per saber la data exacta de la teva mort? Tranquil! En aquest test et revelarem<\/div>\n<div>quan anir\u00e0s a l\u2019altre m\u00f3n. Nom\u00e9s has de triar una de les respostes que et donem en cada<\/div>\n<div>pregunta i al final dep\u00e8n de la lletra que hagi predominat m\u00e9s en les teves respostes et direm<\/div>\n<div>quan passar\u00e0s a l\u2019altre barri. Endavant!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>1. Amb quina freq\u00fc\u00e8ncia et dutxes:<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 a) Dutxar-se, que es eso?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 b) Cada 10 minuts.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 c) Un cop al mes.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 d) Cada dos dies.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>2. Est\u00e0s morint?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 a) No ho s\u00e9.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0b) No.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0c) Probablement.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 d) S\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>3. Qu\u00e8 vols fer amb el teu cos despr\u00e9s de la mort?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 a) Congelar-lo per tornar a la vida d\u2019aqu\u00ed uns anys.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 b) Donar-li a la ci\u00e8ncia.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 c) Incinerar-lo.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 d) Enterrar-lo.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>4. Qu\u00e8 vols ser de gran?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 a) Feli\u00e7.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 b) Gamer.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 c) Altruista.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0 d) Pol\u00edtic.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>5. Qu\u00e8 \u00e9s m\u00e9s important per a tu?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 a) La llibertat.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 b) La popularitat.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0c) Els diners.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0\u00a0d) La felicitat.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>6. Creus que Donald Trump porta perruca?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 a) Si, n\u2019estic ben segur\/a.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 b) No ho crec pas.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 c) No tinc ni p*** idea.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 d) Ni ho s\u00e9, ni m\u2019importa.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Quina lletra ha predominat m\u00e9s?<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 A. Ja est\u00e0s mort.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 B. Entre els 15-35.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 C. Entre els 35-60.<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0 D. Entre els 60-100.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Est\u00e0s inquiet per saber la data exacta de la teva mort? Tranquil! En aquest test et revelarem<br \/>\nquan anir\u00e0s a l\u2019altre m\u00f3n. Nom\u00e9s has de triar una de les respostes que et donem en cada<br \/>\npregunta i al final dep\u00e8n de la lletra que hagi predominat m\u00e9s&hellip;  <a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/revista\/a-quina-edat-moriras\/\" title=\"Read A quina edat morir\u00e0s? ?\">Llegeix m\u00e9s\u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":184,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[188,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entreteniments","category-revista"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/184"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3381"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3394,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381\/revisions\/3394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insmontserratcolomer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}