{"id":1599,"date":"2016-02-05T21:01:10","date_gmt":"2016-02-05T20:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insjvfoix\/?p=1599"},"modified":"2016-02-19T18:39:48","modified_gmt":"2016-02-19T17:39:48","slug":"prego-de-carnaval","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insjvfoix\/general\/prego-de-carnaval\/","title":{"rendered":"Preg\u00f3 de carnaval"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insjvfoix\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu394\/2016\/02\/carnestoltes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1594\" src=\"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insjvfoix\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu394\/2016\/02\/carnestoltes-1024x426.jpg\" alt=\"carnestoltes\" width=\"1024\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insjvfoix\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu394\/2016\/02\/carnestoltes-1024x426.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/insjvfoix\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu394\/2016\/02\/carnestoltes-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<pre>Benvinguts i benvingudes!<\/pre>\n<pre>Pringadets i pringadetes!<\/pre>\n<pre>Benvinguts tamb\u00e9 sigueu,<\/pre>\n<pre>tots aquells professors enrollats<\/pre>\n<pre>que veniu disfressats!<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Celebrem aquest carnaval<\/pre>\n<pre>amb \u00e0nima de festival<\/pre>\n<pre>i \u00e9s que enguany<\/pre>\n<pre>la cosa va de musicals!<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Per\u00f2 no \u00e9s l\u2019\u00fanica novetat<\/pre>\n<pre>ja que la direcci\u00f3 ha canviat!<\/pre>\n<pre>I \u00e9s que la Remei i la Lourdes han arribat!<\/pre>\n<pre>Amb l\u2019Arjona al capdavant<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Ai, Estanyol!<\/pre>\n<pre>Que t\u2019han pres el lloc!<\/pre>\n<pre>I no un qualsevol<\/pre>\n<pre>Sin\u00f3 el de la direcci\u00f3<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Per\u00f2 tranquil\u00b7la que t\u2019entenem<\/pre>\n<pre>Ja que pel que veiem<\/pre>\n<pre>Ara de moda est\u00e0<\/pre>\n<pre>Donar un pas al costat<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>I ara ens han agraciat<\/pre>\n<pre>amb un museu ens han facilitat<\/pre>\n<pre>Amb peces de mil anys<\/pre>\n<pre>tancades amb mil panys.<\/pre>\n<pre>I ara ens han agraciat<\/pre>\n<pre>amb un museu ens han facilitat<\/pre>\n<pre>Amb peces de mil anys<\/pre>\n<pre>tancades amb mil panys.<\/pre>\n<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Per\u00f2 nosaltres ens hem ambientat<\/pre>\n<pre>ja que la decoraci\u00f3 de nadal<\/pre>\n<pre>Ha estat abismal<\/pre>\n<pre>I per sort \u00e9s constitucional.<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Recorda que al vest\u00edbul no pots estar<\/pre>\n<pre>Que si no l\u2019Olga s\u2019emprenyar\u00e0<\/pre>\n<pre>I et dir\u00e0 que a fora t\u2019anir\u00e0s<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Aquest \u00e9s l\u2019any de l\u2019embar\u00e0s<\/pre>\n<pre>Amb la Montolio al capdavant<\/pre>\n<pre>La substituta al seu costat<\/pre>\n<pre>I la de pl\u00e0stica apunt est\u00e0<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Per si no en ten\u00edem prou<\/pre>\n<pre>Amb el camions<\/pre>\n<pre>i els abocadors<\/pre>\n<pre>Ara volen un de nou<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Per\u00f2 a l\u2019Ajuntament<\/pre>\n<pre>La Lores ja \u00e9s absent!<\/pre>\n<pre>Per\u00f2 la Martinez alegrament<\/pre>\n<pre>La cadira est\u00e0 cobrint dignament.<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Ai! Que amargats que sou!<\/pre>\n<pre>Que no fareu cap bunyol!<\/pre>\n<pre>Que avui no \u00e9s un dia qualsevol!<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>Carnestoltes ha arribat<\/pre>\n<pre>I ara toca disfrutar<\/pre>\n<pre>Amb les comparses que hem preparat<\/pre>\n<pre>per tal que les pugueu ballar<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>I QUE LA SORT ESTIGUI SEMPRE DE LA VOSTRA PART!<\/pre>\n<pre>nananananaaaa nana na<\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Benvinguts i benvingudes!<br \/>\nPringadets i pringadetes!<br \/>\nBenvinguts tamb\u00e9 sigueu,<br \/>\ntots aquells professors enrollats<br \/>\nque veniu 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