{"id":3194,"date":"2020-04-15T18:15:48","date_gmt":"2020-04-15T16:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/?p=3194"},"modified":"2020-04-17T18:44:13","modified_gmt":"2020-04-17T16:44:13","slug":"contes-poca-soltes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/biblioteca\/contes-poca-soltes\/","title":{"rendered":"Contes poca-soltes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La narradora i escriptora <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roserros.com\/una-mica-de-mi\/\">Roser Ros<\/a>, a la seva p\u00e0gina <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roserros.com\/\">web<\/a>, proposa un seguit de <strong>contes poca-soltes:<\/strong>\u00a0contes mancats de seny, ximples.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3n hist\u00f2ries juganeres, que pretenen divertir-nos.<\/p>\n<p>Aquests contes sorgeixen d&#8217;objectes quotidians, que viuen a casa seva. Els protagonistes s\u00f3n <em>figures de cer\u00e0mica<\/em>, <em>una l\u00e0mpada<\/em> o b\u00e9 <em>una tassa<\/em>. A partir d&#8217;aquests i altres objectes, o tamb\u00e9 d&#8217;imatges (d&#8217;un quadre, d&#8217;una fotografia&#8230;), neixen aquestes hist\u00f2ries.<\/p>\n<p>Els objectes prenen vida, parlen, es fan preguntes i busquen el sentit de la seva exist\u00e8ncia.<\/p>\n<p>En aquest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roserros.com\/category\/tocs-de-verb\/contes\/contes-poca-soltes\/\">enlla\u00e7<\/a> els podeu llegir tots. Alguns dels contes tamb\u00e9 els podeu escoltar.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I vosaltres, us atreviu a fer-ne un?<\/p>\n<p>Observeu els objectes que teniu a casa: Qu\u00e8 li diria una cadira a la taula? I si les sabates fan una festa a l&#8217;armari? I el carregador del m\u00f2bil? No creieu que treballa massa i que est\u00e0 cansat?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>En compartim un parell:<\/p>\n<p><strong>EL CONTE POCA-SOLTA MOSCA\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/mosca-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3195\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/mosca-.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Ha entrat una mosca a casa.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Hem mantingut aquesta conversa:<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><em>-A les mosques ens encanta tot lo poll\u00f3s, rony\u00f3s, garroner i xarx\u00f3.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">-Vaja!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><em>-Escampem la brutor arreu.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">-Qu\u00e8\u00e8\u00e8?<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><em>-Fiquem les potes dins la merda i encabat l\u2019airegem a tort i a dret.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">-Ecs!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><em>-Aterrem damunt la closca, nas o cul\u00a0 dels animals (racionals o irracionals).<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">-I despr\u00e9s????<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><em>-Us deixem ben emmerdats!<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">No he trigat gaire a foragitar-la.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">He netejat a fons el lloc on s\u2019havia parapetat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Despr\u00e9s, s\u2019ha fet el silenci.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">No se sentia volar una mosca!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">No s\u00e9 qu\u00e8 far\u00e9 quan n\u2019entri una altra.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Podeu <strong>escoltar <\/strong>el text d&#8217;aquest conte poca-colta aqu\u00ed:<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-3194-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/mosca.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/mosca.mp3\">https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/mosca.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><strong>CONTE POCA-SOLTA TASSA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/TASSA-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3197\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1115\/2020\/04\/TASSA-.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Quan \u00e9s l\u2019hora d\u2019esmorzar sempre tinc la tassa a prop.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Hi vull posar tantes coses\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Llet de vaca? \u00a0No, que taca.<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Llet d\u2019ametlla? \u00a0Aix\u00f2 ho peta!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Xocolata? Ben desfeta!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Beguda de civada? Bada!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Iogurt? Massa curt!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Suc de pr\u00e9ssec? \u00a0Potser\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Endevina, endevineta!<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Fred, fred,<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">calent, calent\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-vivid-red-color\">Cada cosa al seu moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sabeu que s\u00f3n els contes poca-soltes? &hellip;  <a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/biblioteca\/contes-poca-soltes\/\" title=\"Read Contes poca-soltes\">Llegeix m\u00e9s\u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":3195,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[115],"tags":[211,212],"class_list":["post-3194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-biblioteca","tag-contes-poca-soltes","tag-roser-ros"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3194"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3245,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions\/3245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ietn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}