{"id":3466,"date":"2021-01-14T09:21:24","date_gmt":"2021-01-14T08:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/iesjoanamigo\/?p=3466"},"modified":"2021-01-14T09:26:27","modified_gmt":"2021-01-14T08:26:27","slug":"la-recepta-de-la-felicitat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/iesjoanamigo\/eso\/la-recepta-de-la-felicitat\/","title":{"rendered":"La recepta de la felicitat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ja arribat el 2021 i sembla que l&#8217;any nou continua aportant-nos &#8220;sorpreses&#8221; no gaire agradables: la pand\u00e8mia continua, els \u201ctrumpistes\u201d assalten el Capitoli, la borrasca Filomena, r\u00e8cords de temperatures m\u00ednimes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\">Per\u00f2 tot ha de ser trist i negatiu? No perdem l&#8217;esperan\u00e7a! L&#8217;alumnat de segon d&#8217;ESO us conviden a veure la realitat des d&#8217;uns altres ulls i us animen a preparar aquestes<\/span>\u00a0receptes de cuina ben especials que han inventat des de les \u00e0rees de llengua catalana i llengua castellana. Prepareu els ingredients, feu les barreges i la felicitat est\u00e0 assegurada!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>RECEPTA per ser feli\u00e7<\/h2>\n<table style=\"background-color: #bab5b5;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 182.25px;\">INGREDIENTS:<br \/>\n5 cullerades d&#8217;amor propi.<br \/>\n2 gots de confian\u00e7a.<br \/>\n1 litre de seguretat<br \/>\n\u00bd sac de bona companyia<br \/>\n10 cullerades de llibertat<br \/>\n1 kg xuxes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Proc\u00e9s:<br \/>\n1-En un bol has de posar 3 de les 5 cullerades d\u2019amor propi.<br \/>\n2-Seguidament afegeix els 2 gots de confian\u00e7a i remena fins que quedi ben barrejat.<br \/>\n3- Ara en un altre recipient posem les 10 cullerades de llibertat amb el litre de confian\u00e7a, ho barregem fins que quedi una massa l\u00edquida i ho deixem reposar 10 minuts.<br \/>\n4- Mentre reposa el l\u00edquid, afegim les dues cullerades d\u2019amor propi i el mig sac de companyia al bol. Un cop passats els 10 minuts, cal afegir afegim la barreja el l\u00edquid mentre remenem molt a poc a poc.<br \/>\n5- Finalment ens ho mengem amb el kilogram de xuxes. Un cop pres ja notarem com la felicitat ens recorre per tot el cos.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>PUR\u00c9 DE FELICITAT<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3467\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/iesjoanamigo\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu506\/2021\/01\/PureFelicitat.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"904\" height=\"826\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/iesjoanamigo\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu506\/2021\/01\/PureFelicitat.png 904w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/iesjoanamigo\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu506\/2021\/01\/PureFelicitat-300x274.png 300w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/iesjoanamigo\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu506\/2021\/01\/PureFelicitat-768x702.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 904px) 100vw, 904px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2>Recepta 3<\/h2>\n<table style=\"background-color: #b3afaf;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Ingredients:<br \/>\n&#8211; 400g Amor propi.<br \/>\n&#8211; 150g Esperan\u00e7a.<br \/>\n&#8211; 150g Il\u00b7lusi\u00f3.<br \/>\n&#8211; 150g Positivitat.<br \/>\n&#8211; 150g Llibertat.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>INSTRUCCIONS<br \/>\n1. Per comen\u00e7ar has de triturar els 400 g d\u2019amor propi i cal posar-lo en un bol.<br \/>\n2. Seguidament talla a trossos petites porcions d\u2019il\u00b7lusi\u00f3.<br \/>\n3. Has de barrejar l\u2019amor propi i la il\u00b7lusi\u00f3.<br \/>\n4. Tot seguit agafa els 150 g d\u2019esperan\u00e7a i 150 g de positivisme i fes-los a la paella.<br \/>\n5. Aleshores cal que agafis els 150 g de llibertat i congela\u2019ls durant una hora.<br \/>\n6. Per acabar barreja-ho tot i posa-ho al forn durant 25 minuts.<\/p>\n<p>Seguint aquests passos tindr\u00e0s un tendre past\u00eds que t\u2019omplir\u00e0 de felicitat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Recepta 4<\/h2>\n<table style=\"background-color: #b0acac;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Ingredients<\/p>\n<p>2l d\u2019estar fent alguna cosa que t\u2019agradi.<br \/>\n5 kg estar amb persones amb qui et sentis b\u00e9.<br \/>\nNo anar ni a l\u2019insti ni a la feina.<br \/>\n3 kg menjar qualsevol cosa de menjar brossa<br \/>\n(Opcional: Mirar v\u00eddeos de gats graciosos)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Primer t\u2019has d&#8217;assegurar que el dia escollit no hagis d\u2019anar a treballar o a estudiar.<br \/>\nSeguidament has d\u2019anar a comprar els ingredients. Els pots trobar en qualsevol mercat o supermercat de confian\u00e7a.<br \/>\nA continuaci\u00f3 ves a buscar al teus amics i feu qualsevol cosa que us agradi. Recomanem veure una<br \/>\npel\u00b7l\u00edcula o jugar.<br \/>\nFinalment cal agafar el menjar brossa i mengeu-lo gaudint de cada mossegada (molt important).<br \/>\nAmb aquests simples passos veur\u00e0s que la felicitat vindr\u00e0 cap a tu. \u00c9s molt important seguir els passos<br \/>\ncorrectament i no oblidar-se\u2019n cap.<br \/>\nOpcional: per estar encara m\u00e9s feli\u00e7 mira v\u00eddeos de gats graciosos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ja arribat el 2021 i sembla que l&#8217;any nou continua aportant-nos &#8220;sorpreses&#8221; no gaire agradables: la pand\u00e8mia continua, els \u201ctrumpistes\u201d assalten el Capitoli, la borrasca Filomena, r\u00e8cords de temperatures m\u00ednimes&#8230; Per\u00f2 tot ha de ser trist i negatiu? No perdem l&#8217;esperan\u00e7a! 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