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Chistes:<\/h3>\n

JAIMITO Y LA PROFESORA NUEVA<\/h3>\n

LLEGA UNA PROFESORA NUEVA AL COLEGIO Y DICE: -SI ALGUNO SE CREE EST\u00daPIDO QUE SE LEVANTE!! JAIMITO SE LEVANTA DESPACIO DE SU SILLA Y LA PROFESORA SORPRENDIDA LE PREGUNTA: -JAIMITO T\u00da PIENSAS QUE ERES EST\u00daPIDO? -NO PROFE, PERO ME DABA MUCHA PENA VERLA A USTED SOLA AH\u00cd PARADA!!<\/h3>\n

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JAIMITO, EL NI\u00d1O PREGUNT\u00d3N<\/h3>\n

JAIMITO, -SI PAP\u00c1? -HIJO TRAEME UN REFRESCO POR FAVOR -COCA COLA O PEPSI? -COCA COLA. -LIGHT O NORMAL? -NORMAL. -DE LATA O DE BOTELLA? -DE BOTELLA… -UNO O DOS LITROS? -\u00a1TRAEME AGUA ENTONCES! -\u00bfNATURAL O MINERAL? -\u00a1\u00a1MINERAL!! -FR\u00cdA O CALIENTE?<\/h3>\n

-PERO BUENO… \u00bf\u00a1QUE PASA CONTIGO!? VETE PARA TU CUARTO!! -\u00bfAHORA O M\u00c1S TARDE? -YAAAA! -ME ACOMPA\u00d1AS O ME VOY SOLO? -TE MATO MALDITO NI\u00d1O! -CON CUCHILLO O CON PISTOLA?…<\/h3>\n

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suscribanse a mi blog.<\/p>\n

Enlace:\u00a0http:\/\/gatitoalagua.blogspot.com.es<\/a>\/<\/p>\n

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Chistes: JAIMITO Y LA PROFESORA NUEVA LLEGA UNA PROFESORA NUEVA AL COLEGIO Y DICE: -SI ALGUNO SE CREE EST\u00daPIDO QUE SE LEVANTE!! JAIMITO SE LEVANTA DESPACIO DE SU SILLA Y LA PROFESORA SORPRENDIDA LE PREGUNTA: -JAIMITO T\u00da PIENSAS QUE ERES EST\u00daPIDO? -NO PROFE, PERO ME DABA MUCHA PENA VERLA A USTED SOLA AH\u00cd PARADA!! 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