Estimat poble, estimat Institut, s\u00e9 que em cremaran, per aix\u00f2 us deixo tot el que he tingut:<\/p>\n
Als de P-3 A,<\/p>\n
un dia de festa per jugar.<\/p>\n
Als de P-3 B,<\/p>\n
una altra festa perqu\u00e8 ho passin b\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Per als de P-4 A,<\/p>\n
moltes joguines per jugar.<\/p>\n
Per als de P-4 B,<\/p>\n
una festa en honor seu far\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Als alumnes de 1r A,<\/p>\n
els regalo un viatge a Bogot\u00e0.<\/p>\n
I als de 1r B,<\/p>\n
amb el que tinguin, que ho passin b\u00e9.<\/p>\n
I… us penseu que he acabat?<\/p>\n
Noooo! Als profes encara no he repassat:<\/p>\n
Per a la In\u00e9s,<\/p>\n
un gos pequin\u00e8s.<\/p>\n
A la Cristina,<\/p>\n
una gra piscina.<\/p>\n
Per a la Noem\u00ed,<\/p>\n
un nen que faci pipi.<\/p>\n
A la Raquel,<\/p>\n
li deixo la lluna de mel.<\/p>\n
A la Irama,<\/p>\n
un viatge a Les Bahames.<\/p>\n
Per a la Vanessa,<\/p>\n
un cotxe per anar ben de pressa.<\/p>\n
A la N\u00faria,<\/p>\n
li cedeixo les mines de sal de S\u00faria.<\/p>\n
A la Nuri Masoliver,<\/p>\n
la paci\u00e8ncia d\u2019un carreter.<\/p>\n
I de regals encara me\u2019n queden\u00a0 uns quants,<\/p>\n
per als profes dels grans.<\/p>\n
Al Boris Mir,<\/p>\n
una bona m\u00fasica per dormir.<\/p>\n
Per a la Rosa Sard\u00e0,<\/p>\n
un\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 cap de setmana a l\u2019Empord\u00e0.<\/p>\n
Que els deures que posi\u00a0 la Maria ,<\/p>\n
siguin m\u00e9s curts\u00a0 cada dia.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
A la Gl\u00f2ria Arias,<\/p>\n
li\u00a0 cedeixo un parc de mil hect\u00e0rees.<\/p>\n
Per al Ramon,<\/p>\n
un\u00a0 viatge per tot el m\u00f3n.<\/p>\n
A la Marta\u00a0 Casas un serrell,<\/p>\n
i … tamb\u00e9 menys cabell.<\/p>\n
Per a la Marina,<\/p>\n
alguna cosa ben fina.<\/p>\n
I.. poca cosa em queda ja,<\/p>\n
nom\u00e9s una que no us vull deixar:<\/p>\n
les tisores m\u2019endur\u00e9,<\/p>\n
a veure si\u00a0 amb aix\u00f2 aconseguir\u00e9,<\/p>\n
que \u00a0LES RETALLADES A L\u2019ENSENYAMENT acabin ja!<\/strong><\/p>\n Que acabeu de passar un bon curs i…<\/p>\n penseu que encara que em cremeu,<\/p>\n l\u2019any que ve aqu\u00ed em tindreu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n CARNESTOLTES 2012 \u2013\u00a0 Institut Escola Les Vinyes –<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Estimat poble, estimat Institut, s\u00e9 que em cremaran, per aix\u00f2 us deixo tot el que he tingut: Als de P-3 A, un dia de festa per jugar. Als de P-3 B, una altra festa perqu\u00e8 ho passin b\u00e9. Per als de P-4 A, moltes joguines per jugar. 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