{"id":3034,"date":"2012-02-24T08:20:47","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T07:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ielesvinyes.net\/?p=340"},"modified":"2022-09-28T07:00:15","modified_gmt":"2022-09-28T05:00:15","slug":"judici-del-carnestoltes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ielesvinyes\/general\/judici-del-carnestoltes\/","title":{"rendered":"Judici del Carnestoltes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Judici\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7186\/6928277281_079b6b3d74.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(Presentador)<\/em> &#8211; Nens i nenes, esteu tots ben atents, que comen\u00e7a el judici del Rei Carnestoltes.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Jutge)<\/em> &#8211; Silenci tothom! <em>(pica amb el mall)<\/em>. Comen\u00e7a la sessi\u00f3!.<\/p>\n<p>Procedim a jutjar el Rei Carnestoltes, domicili; C. Del No-se-sap, pa\u00eds de La Quinta Forca, i professi\u00f3, la de No Fer Res.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Fiscal Vella Quaresma)<\/em>&#8211; S\u00f3c la Vella Quaresma, i avui exercir\u00e9 de fiscal del cas.<\/p>\n<p>T\u2019acuso Carnestoltes, rei dels Poca-soltes, perqu\u00e8 al treball et revoltes, fas massa gresca i xerinola a tota l\u2019escola.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Fiscal Vinyataire)-<\/em>Senyor jutge, jo, la Vinyataire, acuso el Carnestoltes perqu\u00e8 van ser tan curtes les nevades.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Fiscal many\u00e0)-<\/em> Senyor jutge, jo, el many\u00e0, acuso el Carnestoltes per trencar els panys de les portes.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Jutge)<\/em>-Que ara parli l\u2019acusat, i que es defensi d\u2019aquest atac.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Carnestoltes)<\/em>-Jo, en Carnestoltes, rei dels poca-soltes, per\u00f2 nom\u00e9s durant una trista setmana&#8230; faig que les persones siguin felices, i que es tornin bellugadisses.<\/p>\n<p>Canto, ballo i em poso disfresses de bisbes, monstres i alcaldesses.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Menjo costelles de xai, bistecs de vedella, botifarra, pernil i llonganissa de porcella.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Defensora xocolatera)-<\/em>Senyor jutge, jo, la xocolatera, defenso el Carnestoltes, perqu\u00e8 cada any torna i ens diverteix.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Defensor vinyataire)<\/em>-Senyor jutge, jo, el vinyataire, defenso en Carnestoltes perqu\u00e8\u00a0 aquesta temporada l\u2019Institut Escola Les Vinyes va molt b\u00e9!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Carnestoltes)-<\/em> La diversi\u00f3 \u00e9s molt sana, i mai no ens entabana. Si no fas m\u00e9s que treballar, al final sempre acabes per badallar.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Defensors)-<\/em> Salvem en Carnestoltes!<\/p>\n<p>Salvem en Carnestoltes!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Acusadors)<\/em>-Cremem el Carnestoltes!<\/p>\n<p>Cremem el Carnestoltes!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Jutge)<\/em>-Despr\u00e9s d\u2019haver escoltat els acusadors i els defensors, em cal prendre una decisi\u00f3&#8230; <em>(reflexiona)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Per totes les coses que ha fet en Carnestoltes, i per totes les que ha deixat de fer,<\/p>\n<p><strong>EL DECLARO CULPABLE I EL CONDEMNO A LA FOGUERA!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>QUE VISQUI LA TERRA!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORI EN CARNESTOLTES!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>S\u2019aixeca la sessi\u00f3.<\/p>\n<div id=\"-chrome-auto-translate-plugin-dialog\" style=\"opacity: 1 !important; background-image: initial !important; background-attachment: initial !important; background-origin: initial !important; background-clip: initial !important; background-color: transparent !important; position: absolute !important; top: 0px; left: 0px; overflow-x: visible !important; overflow-y: visible !important; z-index: 999999 !important; text-align: left !important; display: none; background-position: initial initial !important; background-repeat: initial initial !important; padding: 0px !important; margin: 0px !important;\">\n<div style=\"max-width: 300px !important; color: #fafafa !important; opacity: 0.8 !important; border-color: #000000 !important; border-width: 0px !important; -webkit-border-radius: 10px !important; background-color: #363636 !important; font-size: 16px !important; padding: 8px !important; overflow: visible !important; background-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, left top, right bottom, color-stop(0%, #000), color-stop(50%, #363636), color-stop(100%, #000)); z-index: 999999 !important; text-align: left  !important;\"><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"position: absolute !important; z-index: -1 !important; right: 1px !important; top: -20px !important; cursor: pointer !important; -webkit-border-radius: 20px; background-color: rgba(200, 200, 200, 0.3) !important; padding: 3px 5px 0 !important; margin: 0 !important;\" onclick=\"document.location.href='http:\/\/translate.google.com\/';\" src=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/uds\/css\/small-logo.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Presentador) &#8211; Nens i nenes, esteu tots ben atents, que comen\u00e7a el judici del Rei Carnestoltes. (Jutge) &#8211; Silenci tothom! (pica amb el mall). Comen\u00e7a la sessi\u00f3!. Procedim a jutjar el Rei Carnestoltes, domicili; C. Del No-se-sap, pa\u00eds de La Quinta Forca, i professi\u00f3, la de No Fer Res. 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