El dimecres a l\u2019hora de castell\u00e0 vam passar una estona divertida explicant acudits. Ara us en posar\u00e9 alguns exemples:<\/p>\n
Un vampiro le dice a otro: \u00bfDe d\u00f3nde has sacado esta sangre tan apetitosa?
\n\u00bfVes ese muro de all\u00ed? Pues yo no lo vi.<\/p>\n
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Dos iban en moto y el de detr\u00e1s le iba preguntando: \u00bfA cu\u00e1nto vamos? Y el otro dec\u00eda “a 60” y el otro, \u00bfa cu\u00e1nto vamos? “A 70”. \u00bfA cu\u00e1nto vamos? “A 80”. Luego pasa una paloma por encima, se caga en el cuentakil\u00f3metros y le pregunta \u00bfa cu\u00e1nto vamos? “\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1A toda mierda!!!”<\/p>\n
Article escrit per: Bruna Cortina Casellas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
El dimecres a l\u2019hora de castell\u00e0 vam passar una estona divertida explicant acudits. Ara us en posar\u00e9 alguns exemples: Un vampiro le dice a otro: \u00bfDe d\u00f3nde has sacado esta sangre tan apetitosa? \u00bfVes ese muro de all\u00ed? Pues yo no lo vi. Dos iban en moto y el de detr\u00e1s le iba preguntando: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":7046,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-7045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-promocio-2012","tag-lengua-castellana"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7047,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7045\/revisions\/7047"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ie-elcabreres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}