{"id":2577,"date":"2019-03-08T21:36:50","date_gmt":"2019-03-08T20:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/?p=2577"},"modified":"2023-10-26T11:44:01","modified_gmt":"2023-10-26T09:44:01","slug":"adeu-carnestoltesbenvinguda-quaresma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/general\/adeu-carnestoltesbenvinguda-quaresma\/","title":{"rendered":"AD\u00c9U, CARNESTOLTES:BENVINGUDA QUARESMA!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>El Carnestoltes ha marxat, el judici ja s\u2019ha celebrat i el jutge, la seva sent\u00e8ncia ha dictat:<\/p>\n<p>(&#8230;)Ara em toca a mi prendre la decisi\u00f3<\/p>\n<p>i ser\u00e0 digna del mateix Salom\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Totes les parts han parlat d&#8217;all\u00f2 m\u00e9s<\/p>\n<p>i cadascuna mirant pel seu inter\u00e8s.<\/p>\n<p>El soroll i la disbauxa s\u00f3n un atabalament,<\/p>\n<p>per\u00f2 s&#8217;ha de mirar per la salut del cos i la ment,<\/p>\n<p>perqu\u00e8 la vida sense alegria \u00e9s un avorriment.<\/p>\n<p>Per\u00f2 si no parem de cantar, saltar i ballar,<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfqui ens preparar\u00e0 un bon dinar?<\/p>\n<p>Si cada nit fem el plaga i el tronera<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfcom ho farem per anar per la carretera?<\/p>\n<p>Que el menjar, el beure i la diversi\u00f3<\/p>\n<p>s\u00f3n excel\u00b7lents si es fan amb moderaci\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Per aix\u00f2 considero que la pena capital<\/p>\n<p>per al Carnestoltes no \u00e9s el m\u00e9s ideal.<\/p>\n<p>I em sembla que ell mateix vol reposar<\/p>\n<p>d&#8217;una disbauxa que ning\u00fa no pot controlar.<\/p>\n<p>Aix\u00ed doncs, condemno al Carnestoltes,<\/p>\n<p>Rei del Carnaval i de tots els Poca-Soltes,<\/p>\n<p>a marxar d&#8217;aqu\u00ed i viure deportat a ca la seva tia<\/p>\n<p>durant onze mesos, tres setmanes i un dia. Cliqueu i veureu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"8 de marzo de 2019\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XDTfe7rj-VM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nEl Carnestoltes ha marxat, el judici ja s\u2019ha celebrat i el jutge, la seva sent\u00e8ncia ha dictat:<br \/>\n(&#8230;)Ara em toca a mi prendre la decisi\u00f3<br \/>\ni ser\u00e0 digna del mateix Salom\u00f3.<br \/>\nTotes les parts han parlat d&#8217;all\u00f2 m\u00e9s<br \/>\ni cadascuna mirant pel seu inter\u00e8s.<br \/>\nEl soroll i la disbauxa s\u00f3n&hellip;  <a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/general\/adeu-carnestoltesbenvinguda-quaresma\/\" title=\"Read AD\u00c9U, CARNESTOLTES:BENVINGUDA QUARESMA!\">Llegeix m\u00e9s\u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,1,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-superior","category-general","category-portada"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2577"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5468,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions\/5468"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escsantacolomager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}