{"id":10544,"date":"2018-02-14T18:20:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T17:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolasinera\/?p=10544"},"modified":"2018-02-14T18:39:44","modified_gmt":"2018-02-14T17:39:44","slug":"carnestoltes-versus-quaresma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolasinera\/general\/carnestoltes-versus-quaresma\/","title":{"rendered":"CARNESTOLTES VERSUS QUARESMA"},"content":{"rendered":"

UIXIER:
\nAudi\u00e8ncia p\u00fablica!!!
\nArriba Sa Senyoria el Jutge.
\nSilenci tothom!!!
\nComen\u00e7a la sessi\u00f3.<\/p>\n

JUTGE:
\nProcedim a jutjar el Rei Carnestoltes,
\nnascut fa mil anys,
\nd’estat civil solter per sempre,
\ndomicili Carrer del No-se-sap, pa\u00eds de la Quinta Forca,
\ni professi\u00f3 La de no fer res.<\/p>\n

Senyora Vella Quaresma, del ministeri fiscal,
\nfeu una acusaci\u00f3 com cal.<\/p>\n

FISCAL VELLA QUARESMA
\nJo s\u00f3c la Vella Quaresma
\nque no fa res d’esma.
\nI t’acuso, Carnestoltes,
\nRei dels Poca-Soltes,
\nque al treball et revoltes,
\nque fas gresca i xerinola
\ni esvalotes tota l’escola.
\nProposo un c\u00e0stig que t’escarmenti
\ni que les bones maneres fomenti.<\/p>\n

En aquest enlla\u00e7 teniu les imatges del judici:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/photos.app.goo.gl\/FgjSo6JuN3E00hJR2<\/a><\/p>\n

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