{"id":2944,"date":"2017-04-03T09:42:41","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T07:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolapoblenou\/?p=2944"},"modified":"2017-03-31T14:02:40","modified_gmt":"2017-03-31T12:02:40","slug":"el-monstre-que-no-volia-fer-por","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolapoblenou\/general\/el-monstre-que-no-volia-fer-por\/","title":{"rendered":"El monstre que no volia fer por"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acabarem el trimestre amb l&#8217;\u00faltima can\u00e7\u00f3 de monstres:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xyJCFAGxKIo\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Us deixo la lletra per poder cantar-la!<\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"width: 682px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 348px;\">Vaig sortir d\u2019un ou molt gran.<br \/>\nTenia banyes i uns ullals gegants,<br \/>\ntot ple de p\u00e8ls dels peus fins al cap.<br \/>\nVaig n\u00e9ixer sent un monstre i aix\u00f2 no canviar\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Poc a poc ho he anat sabent:<br \/>\nla meva feina \u00e9s fer por als nens.<br \/>\nJo no vull fer-ho i prefereixo fer amics,<br \/>\nper\u00f2 encara que jo m\u2019hi capfico, sempre fallo i l\u2019espifio.<\/p>\n<p>I si de sobte passejant pel carrer,<br \/>\nsaludo un nen amb la millor intenci\u00f3.<br \/>\nNom\u00e9s de veure\u2019m, gira cua i se\u2019n va.<br \/>\nJo s\u00f3c el monstre que&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>NO VOLIA FER POR! Vull ser un monstre bo!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR! Us caur\u00e9 millor!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<\/p>\n<p>Si trob\u00e9s, en algun rac\u00f3,<br \/>\nuna persona que em volgu\u00e9s escoltar<br \/>\nencara que nom\u00e9s fos un segon&#8230;<br \/>\nPer\u00f2 mai ho he aconseguit, quan em veuen fan un crit!<\/p>\n<p>Ja no s\u00e9 qu\u00e8 m\u00e9s puc fer.<br \/>\nTot el que provo em surt del rev\u00e9s.<br \/>\nEl que \u00e9s segur es que no torno a cantar<br \/>\nl\u2019ultima vegada va ser una bajanada quan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Per sorpresa vaig posar-me a entonar<br \/>\nen una pla\u00e7a una bonica can\u00e7\u00f3.<br \/>\nTots van fugir d\u2019all\u00e0 m\u00e9s r\u00e0pid que el llamp.<br \/>\nJo s\u00f3c el monstre que no volia fer por!<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 325px;\">NO VOLIA FER POR! Vull ser un monstre bo!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR! Us caur\u00e9 millor!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<br \/>\nSi vull que tothom somrigui i faig una gran ganyota,<br \/>\nla gent s\u2019espanta, crida i s\u2019amaga.<br \/>\nEstic fent tot el possible<br \/>\nper tenir amics i amigues.<br \/>\nNo s\u00e9 per qu\u00e8 no em tenen confian\u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>Si em presento a casa el meu ve\u00ed,<br \/>\nla festa acaba entre plors i crits.<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<\/p>\n<p>I quan espero per pujar a l\u2019autob\u00fas,<br \/>\nel conductor no para i em deixa plantat.<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<\/p>\n<p>I quan intento pujar a l\u2019ascensor,<br \/>\nla gent s\u2019esvera i toca el dos.<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR! (trepitjant)<\/p>\n<p>Jo ja ho intento, ja ho veieu&#8230;<br \/>\nJo s\u00f3c el monstre que\u2026<\/p>\n<p>NO VOLIA FER POR!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR!<br \/>\nNO VULL FER POR! NO!<\/p>\n<p>Que s\u00f3c el monstre\u2026<br \/>\nQue tu ets el monstre\u2026<br \/>\nQue tots som monstres, que no vol\u00edem fer por!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acabarem el trimestre amb l&#8217;\u00faltima can\u00e7\u00f3 de monstres: Us deixo la lletra per poder cantar-la! Vaig sortir d\u2019un ou molt gran. Tenia banyes i uns ullals gegants, tot ple de p\u00e8ls dels peus fins al cap. Vaig n\u00e9ixer sent un monstre i aix\u00f2 no canviar\u00e0. 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