{"id":5257,"date":"2022-11-25T23:40:51","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T22:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolapatufetsantjordi\/?page_id=5257"},"modified":"2023-01-13T10:20:15","modified_gmt":"2023-01-13T09:20:15","slug":"la-satania-i-les-satanietes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolapatufetsantjordi\/patunyetes\/la-satania-i-les-satanietes\/","title":{"rendered":"La sat\u00e0nia i les satanietes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Temps era temps, un mat\u00ed gris i fred d\u2019hivern, en obrir les portes de l\u2019escola , vam trobar a la sala de columnes, un \u00e9sser tot enroscat i estrany i gran, moooolt gran.<\/span><\/p>\n

Respirava profundament i, en acostar-nos i sentir la nostra pres\u00e8ncia, va obrir un ull, tan sols un ull. Caram quin ull!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0 Tot seguit va fer un gran badall, deixant veure la immensitat de la seva boca i va continuar dormint profundament.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Del seu nas sortien uns filets de fum amb una forta olor de sofre que s\u2019esva\u00efa quan s\u2019allunyava dels seus narius.<\/span><\/p>\n

No sab\u00edem d\u2019on venia, ni qu\u00e8 volia, ni qu\u00e8 hi feia\u2026, per\u00f2 semblava trobar-se molt\u00a0 tranquil\u00b7la i a gust, perqu\u00e8… despr\u00e9s de mirar-nos va seguir amb els seus somnis.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Tots intrigats vam comen\u00e7ar a investigar de qu\u00e8 es tractava: tenia la pell rugosa, freda, dues ales, un cos allargat i unes crestes que anaven des del cap a la punta de la cua. Mirant llibres antics i empolsegats, d\u2019aquells que ja ning\u00fa es mira perqu\u00e8 s\u00f3n vells i estan amagats en els prestatges m\u00e9s alts de les biblioteques antigues, vam arribar a la conclusi\u00f3 que\u2026 es tractava d\u2019una dragona!!!!!!!!, \u00a0 un \u00e8sser\u00a0 mitol\u00f2gic provinent del m\u00f3n de la fantasia.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I…….., qu\u00e8 hi feia una dragona a la nostra escola… ???????\u00a0 -ens vam preguntar-.<\/span><\/p>\n

Despr\u00e9s de llegir molts m\u00e9s llibres i de parlar amb experts en animals fant\u00e0stics de tot el m\u00f3n vam arribar a la conclusi\u00f3 que potser l\u2019olor de la p\u00f3lvora, el soroll dels tabals i la ferum de festa diab\u00f2lica dels i de les Patunyetes la van atraure fins al Patufet.<\/span><\/p>\n

De les hores en\u00e7\u00e0, resta adormida a l\u2019escola i nom\u00e9s desperta quan sap o sent que s\u2019acosta una festa. \u00c9s llavors quan desplega les seves ales, s\u2019espolsa la mandra de sobre i es disposa a c\u00f3rrer pels carrers tot llen\u00e7ant foc i espurnes , acompanyant i tenint cura\u00a0 dels Patunyetes.<\/span><\/p>\n

Al cap d\u2019un temps d\u2019estar entre nosaltres ens pregunt\u00e0rem quin seria el seu nom, ja que no el sab\u00edem, ni vam trobar cap pista que ens don\u00e9s la soluci\u00f3. Per aix\u00f2 vam decidir buscar-li el nom m\u00e9s bonic del m\u00f3n i van ser tots els nens i les nenes de l\u2019escola que el van trobar, es diria <\/span>SAT\u00c0NIA<\/b>!!! Aquest nom li esqueia perfecte!!!!!!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

Van passar els anys i la SAT\u00c0NIA es feia gran, tan gran que va decidir ser mare. I \u00e9s per aix\u00f2, que un dia van apar\u00e8ixer tres ous gegants, no com els de les gallines, ni com els dels \u00e0necs, ni com els dels estru\u00e7os, noooo…, molt m\u00e9s grans!!!!!!!! S\u00ed, i de cada un va n\u00e9ixer una satanieta, boniques totes elles!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Totes eren diferents; tenien un color de pell diferent, unes crestes diferents, per\u00f2 totes s\u2019assemblaven una mica\u00a0 a la seva mare.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Al comen\u00e7ament els hi d\u00e8iem satanietes, per\u00f2 despr\u00e9s ens va semblar millor que cadascuna tingu\u00e9s el seu nom propi i, una altra vegada, totes les nenes i tots els nens de l\u2019escola els van triar:\u00a0 <\/span>PUMKY, PRESUMIDA I GITANA<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tenien la mida justa perqu\u00e8 un nen o una nena les pogu\u00e9s portar i treure al carrer els dies de festa i aix\u00ed fer companyia a la seva mare. I aix\u00ed \u00e9s com la fam\u00edlia Patunyetes es va anar engrandint.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Per\u00f2… aqu\u00ed no acaba la hist\u00f2ria, eh???!!!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

Al cap d\u2019un temps van tornar a apar\u00e8ixer tres ous m\u00e9s i… sabeu qu\u00e8?????? D\u2019ells, un dia, van tornar a sortir tres noves satanietes…!!!!!!!!! Les <\/span>BESSONES<\/b> i la <\/span>CALBA<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Satanietes<\/p>\n

Caram, quin goig que fan els Patunyetes quan, en les festes , surten al carrer acompanyats de la SAT\u00c0NIA i les seves sis filles.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ah!!!!!! I potser us preguntareu\u2026 qui \u00e9s el pare??????\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Doncs no ho sabem. Per\u00f2 si un dia ho descobriu, veniu i ens ho dieu i posarem fi a un misteri encara no resolt.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Vet aqu\u00ed un gat, vet aqu\u00ed un gos, aquest conte ja s\u2019ha fos<\/span><\/p>\n

Vet aqu\u00ed un gos, vet aqu\u00ed un gat, aquest conte s\u2019ha acabat.<\/span><\/p>\n

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O……… no !!!!!!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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