{"id":2132,"date":"2022-11-08T17:41:55","date_gmt":"2022-11-08T16:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2022-11-08T17:41:55","modified_gmt":"2022-11-08T16:41:55","slug":"el-metode-xof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/general\/el-metode-xof\/","title":{"rendered":"EL M\u00c8TODE XOF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/blackiebooks.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/COB_El-Me%CC%80tode-Xof_CAT-OK-peque.png\" width=\"339\" height=\"531\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Qui so\u0301n els Mofetes i que\u0300 e\u0301s el Me\u0300tode Xof?<\/p>\n<p>Molt senzill: els Mofetes so\u0301n uns e\u0301ssers diminuts i sigil\u00b7losos que quan riuen fan \u00abhi, hi, hi\u00bb per no cridar l\u2019atencio\u0301 de ningu\u0301. Vigilen els nens per assegurar-se que els adults els tracten be\u0301. I si algun adult es porta malament, el sotmeten al Me\u0300tode Xof. Si envien els nens al llit sense sopar, o els espanten, els sotmeten al Me\u0300tode Xof. Si no so\u0301n sincers amb els nens, els sotmeten al Me\u0300tode Xof. Uf, que en so\u0301n de cruels els adults de vegades, \u00bfoi?<\/p>\n<p>Pero\u0300 \u00bfen que\u0300 consisteix el Me\u0300tode Xof? Aixo\u0300 e\u0301s el millor de tot, pero\u0300 no ho podem explicar aqui\u0301. Els Mofetes no ens ho perdonarien. Diguem nome\u0301s que el \u00abxof\u00bb del me\u0300tode e\u0301s el so que fa el peu quan trepitja una enorme i fastigosa\u2026 Ehem.<\/p>\n<p>Millor que obriu el llibre. I vigileu que\u0300 trepitgeu.<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Qui so\u0301n els Mofetes i que\u0300 e\u0301s el Me\u0300tode Xof? Molt senzill: els Mofetes so\u0301n uns e\u0301ssers diminuts i sigil\u00b7losos que quan riuen fan \u00abhi, hi, hi\u00bb per no cridar l\u2019atencio\u0301 de ningu\u0301. Vigilen els nens per assegurar-se que els adults els tracten be\u0301. I si algun adult es porta malament, el sotmeten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-primaria"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2132"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2137,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions\/2137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/escolacreudelbatlle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}