Els alumnes de 6b a l’hora de tallers de creaci\u00f3 hem estat elaborant microrelats. Aqu\u00ed en teniu uns quants:<\/p>\n
LA CONFUSI\u00d3.<\/p>\n
L\u2019altre dia vaig preguntar a la meva germana com es deia nas en angl\u00e8s. Ella va contestar \u201cno ho s\u00e9\u201d.<\/p>\n
RELAT PER TONTOS.<\/p>\n
Un dissabte al mat\u00ed un nen va caure i el seu pare li va dir. Est\u00e0s b\u00e9? I el nen contest\u00e0: no. Per qu\u00e8? digu\u00e9 el pare. Perqu\u00e8 he caigut.<\/p>\n
EL MEU PARE I L\u2019AIGUA.<\/p>\n
El meu pare i jo est\u00e0vem a la piscina. Em va preguntar si li podia portar aigua. Li vaig dir que no, ja \u00e9rem a l\u2019aigua.<\/p>\n
LA TANCA<\/p>\n
Un noi baixet volia saltar una tanca. Com que no podia, va passar per sota.<\/p>\n
ALS N\u00daVOLS<\/p>\n
El mestre diu: no dormis a classe !!! L\u2019alumne diu: no dormo, tanco els ulls i ronco.<\/p>\n
DISC RATLLAT<\/p>\n
Hi havia una vegada, hi havia una vegada, hi havia una vegada, hi havia una vegada…<\/p>\n
LA M\u00d2MIA<\/p>\n
Una m\u00f2mia va al wc. No hi ha paper. Troba un tros de paper. L\u2019estira. Desenvolica. Va desapar\u00e8ixer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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