{"id":1111,"date":"2016-02-21T13:27:34","date_gmt":"2016-02-21T12:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2016-02-21T13:30:39","modified_gmt":"2016-02-21T12:30:39","slug":"microrelato-porque-estas-tu-en-el-infierno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/eso\/eso-4\/eso-4a\/microrelato-porque-estas-tu-en-el-infierno\/","title":{"rendered":"Microrelato: \u00bfPorqu\u00e8 estas t\u00fa en el infierno?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Hell-Pictures\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cSi alguien tiene algo que decir, que lo diga ahora o calle para siempre\u201d.<\/p>\n

Y yo me levant\u00e9 y\u00a0dije:<\/p>\n

\u201cPadre, pare la ceremonia, esta mujer no quiere al hombre con el que est\u00e1 a punto de\u00a0contraer matrimonio\u201d. El cura sorprendido arque\u00f3 una ceja y me pregunt\u00f3: \u201c\u00bfc\u00f3mo est\u00e1\u00a0seguro de eso?\u201d<\/p>\n

Y yo le dije: \u201cTan seguro como que soy su amante\u201d. Entonces la agarr\u00e9 de\u00a0la mano y huimos a bordo de esta moto. \u201c\u00bfLo entiende, agente? \u00bfPodemos continuar ya?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00c9l me dijo que la moto era robada y que quedaba detenido, yo s\u00f3lo pude decirle: \u201cUsted\u00a0cree que habiendo pecado ante los ojos de Dios me voy a dejar detener por un mortal\u00a0polic\u00eda? Aceler\u00e9 y nos matamos en la siguiente curva.<\/p>\n

Y expl\u00edcame: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 est\u00e1s t\u00fa en el infierno?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cSi alguien tiene algo que decir, que lo diga ahora o calle para siempre\u201d. Y yo me levant\u00e9 y\u00a0dije: \u201cPadre, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":1113,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[94],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-eso-4a","tag-microrelats-2"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1115,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions\/1115"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/demoinstitut\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}