{"id":2902,"date":"2025-09-03T16:41:04","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T14:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/?p=2902"},"modified":"2025-09-07T19:00:13","modified_gmt":"2025-09-07T17:00:13","slug":"2902","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/general\/2902\/","title":{"rendered":"Ovnis a l&#8217;escola CFA la Conc\u00f2rdia."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns has-2-columns are-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-1 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-getwid-advanced-heading\" style=\"margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px\"><span class=\"wp-block-getwid-advanced-heading__content\">Aquest setembre, al CFA Conc\u00f2rdia, no nom\u00e9s han arribat nous alumnes, sin\u00f3 tamb\u00e9\u2026 <strong>ovnis!<\/strong><br>Tot va comen\u00e7ar quan alg\u00fa va veure unes llums estranyes a l\u2019aula d\u2019inform\u00e0tica.<br>Alguns diuen que eren fluorescents espatllats, per\u00f2 altres asseguren que eren naus extraterrestres.<br>El professor d\u2019angl\u00e8s jura haver sentit un \u201cHello!\u201d molt sospit\u00f3s mentre explicava el <em>Past Simple<\/em>.<br>A la biblioteca, els llibres de ci\u00e8ncia-ficci\u00f3 han desaparegut misteriosament.<br>Alguns alumnes sospiten que els marcians necessiten millorar el seu catal\u00e0 A1.<br>A la sala de professors, s\u2019han trobat restes d\u2019entrepans\u2026 amb marques de mossegades que ning\u00fa reconeix.<br>El conserge assegura haver vist una ombra verda sortir del lavabo, per\u00f2 no hi ha proves.<br>L\u2019\u00fanica evid\u00e8ncia clara \u00e9s una pissarra plena de s\u00edmbols incomprensibles.<br>Potser no s\u00f3n jerogl\u00edfics: potser \u00e9s la nova gram\u00e0tica alien\u00edgena!<br>Sigui com sigui, l\u2019ambient al CFA Conc\u00f2rdia mai havia estat tan animat.<br>Alguns estudiants esperen que els ovnis facin les proves de nivell en lloc d\u2019ells.<br>D\u2019altres volen que es quedin per muntar un curs de \u201cllengua intergal\u00e0ctica\u201d.<br>El que \u00e9s segur \u00e9s que, amb extraterrestres o sense, aqu\u00ed ning\u00fa s\u2019avorreix.<br>I si veieu una llum rara\u2026 no mireu cap al cel: mireu cap a l&#8217;aula 4.!<br><br><\/span><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-getwid-advanced-spacer\" style=\"height:10px\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-outline is-style-outline--1\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-color wp-element-button\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sport.es\" style=\"color:#000000\">Contact us<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-vertically-aligned-center is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1352\/2025\/09\/ovnis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1352\/2025\/09\/ovnis.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2897\" style=\"width:566px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section alignfull alignfull getwid-section-content-custom-width\"><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__wrapper getwid-padding-left-medium getwid-padding-right-medium\"><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__inner-wrapper\" style=\"max-width:1140px\"><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__background-holder\"><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__background\"><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__foreground\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__content\"><div class=\"wp-block-getwid-section__inner-content\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":2891,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2902"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3057,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2902\/revisions\/3057"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}