{"id":2785,"date":"2025-09-07T11:17:39","date_gmt":"2025-09-07T09:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/?p=2785"},"modified":"2025-09-07T19:02:35","modified_gmt":"2025-09-07T17:02:35","slug":"piramides-el-primer-projecte-urbanistic-subvencionat-per-alienigenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/historia\/piramides-el-primer-projecte-urbanistic-subvencionat-per-alienigenes\/","title":{"rendered":"Pir\u00e0mides: el primer projecte urban\u00edstic subvencionat per alien\u00edgenes."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Els extraterrestres, que no tenien res millor a fer un diumenge a la tarda, van decidir venir a Egipte a jugar amb blocs de pedra gegants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Com que eren molt organitzats, van obrir el primer IKEA gal\u00e0ctic i van muntar les pir\u00e0mides amb claus Allen interplanet\u00e0ries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Els pobres egipcis miraven i pensaven: \u201cHome, nosaltres ja f\u00e8iem maons, per\u00f2 aix\u00f2 \u00e9s passar-se una mica, no?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cada bloc pesava com deu elefants, per\u00f2 per als alien\u00edgenes era com carregar bosses del s\u00faper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quan els faraons van preguntar \u201cper qu\u00e8 tan grans?\u201d, els ovnis van respondre: \u201c\u00c9s que som molt fans del minimalisme XXL\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Els jerogl\u00edfics que veiem avui en realitat s\u00f3n els manuals d\u2019instruccions que ning\u00fa va entendre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Els camells, mentrestant, feien d\u2019inspectors d\u2019obra i escopien a qui no complia les normes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I, per descomptat, al final els extraterrestres van marxar sense pagar, deixant l\u2019obra a mitges.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Els egipcis es van quedar amb la fama i els arque\u00f2legs amb les preguntes absurdes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Els extraterrestres, que no tenien res millor a fer un diumenge a la tarda, van decidir venir a Egipte a jugar amb blocs de pedra gegants. Com que eren molt organitzats, van obrir el primer IKEA gal\u00e0ctic i van muntar les pir\u00e0mides amb claus Allen interplanet\u00e0ries. Els pobres egipcis miraven i pensaven: \u201cHome, nosaltres ja […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-historia"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2785"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3059,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785\/revisions\/3059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/cfaconcordia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}