{"id":1002,"date":"2018-10-23T15:42:32","date_gmt":"2018-10-23T13:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2020-03-09T15:43:34","modified_gmt":"2020-03-09T14:43:34","slug":"lamant-de-la-vaca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/primaria\/cicle-superior\/lamant-de-la-vaca\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019amant de la vaca."},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\r\n<figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-482\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ceipsantjordimollet.cat\/blogs_2012\/2010_2019_A\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/02-Roger_bloc.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"184\" height=\"243\" \/><\/figure>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Fa temps, molt i molt de temps, hi havia una vaca que era molt seductora. Tenia milers d\u2019amants, \u00a0milions d&#8217;amants. Un dia la vaca es va cansar i se&#8217;n va anar a la ciutat, perqu\u00e8 no la molestessin, per\u00f2 no va funcionar. \u00a0Ho va intentar tot per\u00f2 no va funcionar i es va amagar a tot arreu; als restaurants, tendes, i fins i tot es va atrevir a amagar-se a una escola, disfressant-se de professor. Per\u00f2 la van descobrir als dos segons i tots els alumnes reien fins a ofegar-se&#8230; Si s&#8217;amagava a les botigues quan la descobrien \u00a0la volien matar per vendre la seva carn. Per sort, sempre li donava temps a sortir corrents. A la ciutat ja la coneixien i totes les persones la miraven estranyades i pensaven: &#8211; De qui ser\u00e0 aquesta vaca? \u00a0On ser\u00e0 el seu amo? Es va cansar i va tornar al camp, que \u00f2bviament era millor que la ciutat. Un bon dia va arribar a un camp i va veure un toro, es va acostar i\u2026 NO ERA UN ADMIRADOR !!! El toro li va explicar, que ell tamb\u00e9 tenia moltes admiradores i sempre li estaven al damunt i per aix\u00f2 havia, decidit marxar. &#8211; A MI EM PASSA EL MATEIX! Va dir la vaca tot il\u00b7lusionada. Aleshores es van anar coneixent poc a poc i al final van decidir casar-se. I \u00e9s que els guapos tenim la vida molt dif\u00edcil\u2026.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fa temps, molt i molt de temps, hi havia una vaca que era molt seductora. Tenia milers d\u2019amants, \u00a0milions d&#8217;amants. Un dia la vaca es va cansar i se&#8217;n va anar a la ciutat, perqu\u00e8 no la molestessin, per\u00f2 no va funcionar. \u00a0Ho va intentar&hellip;  <a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/primaria\/cicle-superior\/lamant-de-la-vaca\/\" title=\"Read L\u2019amant de la vaca.\">Llegeix m\u00e9s\u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cicle-superior"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1004,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions\/1004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipsantjordimollet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}