{"id":2892,"date":"2018-03-24T11:12:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-24T10:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/?p=2892"},"modified":"2018-03-24T11:12:34","modified_gmt":"2018-03-24T10:12:34","slug":"acudits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/general\/acudits\/","title":{"rendered":"ACUDITS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Per qu\u00e8 es va su\u00efcidar el quadern de matem\u00e0tiques? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Perqu\u00e8 tenia molts problemes.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude06\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Que li diu una pedra a una altra?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

La vida \u00e9s dura amiga.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Un metge li diu a un senyor gran:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-El mal de la seva cama dreta, \u00e9s degut a l\u2019edat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Llavors el senyor gran li diu: <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-No, perqu\u00e8 l’altra cama t\u00e9 la mateixa edat i no em fa mal.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude2f\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Jaumet si tinc 12 pomes en una m\u00e0 i 5 pomes a l’altra.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qu\u00e8 \u00e9s el qu\u00e8 tinc?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Doncs unes mans impressionants mestra.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude08\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Un cura li diu al seu fill:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Vols ser cristi\u00e0?-<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-No prefereixo ser Messi.-\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ariadna C. i Carla M.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un toc d’humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3038,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,101],"class_list":["post-2892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","tag-6e","tag-passatemps"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3040,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions\/3040"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceiplessavines\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}