{"id":1728,"date":"2017-03-10T09:53:59","date_gmt":"2017-03-10T08:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2017-03-10T09:53:59","modified_gmt":"2017-03-10T08:53:59","slug":"avui-a-4t-uns-quants-acudits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/primaria\/3r\/avui-a-4t-uns-quants-acudits\/","title":{"rendered":"Avui a 4t uns quants acudits"},"content":{"rendered":"

Som un grup de 3 nenes i 2 nens de quart i hem decidit que avui explicarem uns quants acudits perqu\u00e8 us divertiu.<\/p>\n

Recomanem que aquells pares i mares que esteu una mica capficats, enfadats, angoixats o tristos els llegiu i us passaran totes les penes. Si esteu enfeinats deixeu el que esteu fent i prepareu-vos per gaudir d’aquest acudits tan divertits.<\/p>\n

Per a majors de 9 anys<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hi havia dues monges que havien d’anar a un bateig i van agafar un taxi. Duien un lloro per regalar al nad\u00f3. El taxista va dir: “Collons, com corren aquelles males p……..” ja que en aquell moment passava un ramat de vaques per la carretera. Les monges van dir: “No ho digui que el nostre lloro ho apr\u00e8n tot…” El taxista va dir “Collons, com plou” i les monges van tornar a dir:\u00a0“No ho digui que el nostre lloro ho apr\u00e8n tot…” el taxista en veure una vaca enmig de la carretera i va dir: ” foteu-li una cop als ous i es despertar\u00e0”. Quan van arribar a l’esgl\u00e9sia, en el moment del bateig el lloro va dir:\u00a0“Collons, com plou” i el moss\u00e8n es va desmaiar. El lloro va dir:\u00a0” Foteu-li un cop als ous i es despertar\u00e0”. Les monges de tanta vergonya van marxar corrents i el lloro va dir:\u00a0“Collons, com corren aquelles males p……..”.<\/p>\n

\"monja\"\"lloro\"<\/p>\n

Un dia el Mart\u00ed estava fent m\u00fasica i estava fent un dictat, el professor va dir: “Porteu el comp\u00e0s de quatre per quatre” i el nen va contestar: \u00a0“16”. \u00a0( I aix\u00f2 va passar de veritat).<\/p>\n

Hi havia una br\u00faixola en un corral de gallines. La br\u00faixola indicava “poll nord i poll sud”.\"pollet\"<\/p>\n

Laia, Mart\u00ed, Queralt, Douaa i Pau Gispets (4t)<\/p>\n

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Som un grup de 3 nenes i 2 nens de quart i hem decidit que avui explicarem uns quants acudits perqu\u00e8 us divertiu. Recomanem que aquells pares i mares que esteu una mica capficats, enfadats, angoixats o tristos els llegiu i us passaran totes les penes. Si esteu enfeinats deixeu el que esteu fent i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-3r","category-4t"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1728\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceipalfredmata\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}