{"id":16756,"date":"2010-12-14T10:38:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T09:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/general\/el-tio\/"},"modified":"2010-12-14T10:38:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T09:38:00","slug":"el-tio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/p3\/el-tio\/","title":{"rendered":"EL TI\u00d3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aquests dies, si passeu pel vest\u00edbul de l&#8217;escola, hi trobareu un visitant molt especial:  \u00e9s el ti\u00f3.<br \/>Com cada any, hem estat els nens i les nenes de P-3 els encarregats d&#8217;anar-lo a buscar al bosquet del costat de l&#8217;escola.  Feia fred i per aix\u00f2 el ti\u00f3 estava una mica amagat, per\u00f2 al final l&#8217;hem trobat, l&#8217;hem portat a l&#8217;escola i l&#8217;hem abrigat amb una manteta.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_DQgkxWSsfMU\/TQcuCldx7KI\/AAAAAAAACLo\/qmpqJz4H-rQ\/s1600\/CIMG0006.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550455687709060258\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_DQgkxWSsfMU\/TQcuCldx7KI\/AAAAAAAACLo\/qmpqJz4H-rQ\/s400\/CIMG0006.JPG\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 300px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\" \/><\/a><br \/>El ti\u00f3 portava una nota al costat on ens explicava que, si volem que es faci gran i que ens cagui moltes coses, hem de portar-li cosetes per menjar: pa sec, peles de pl\u00e0tan o mandarina&#8230; Tamb\u00e9 ens ha recordat que el seu nom \u00e9s &#8220;TI\u00d3&#8221;, i que &#8220;caga, ti\u00f3&#8221; s\u00f3n les paraules que se li han de dir quan el fem cagar la nit de nadal.<br \/>Ara ens hem d&#8217;aprendre b\u00e9 la can\u00e7\u00f3 per fer-lo cagar for\u00e7a coses.  I vosaltres, que us sabeu alguna can\u00e7\u00f3 del ti\u00f3?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aquests dies, si passeu pel vest\u00edbul de l&#8217;escola, hi trobareu un visitant molt especial: \u00e9s el ti\u00f3.Com cada any, hem estat els nens i les nenes de P-3 els encarregats d&#8217;anar-lo a buscar al bosquet del costat de l&#8217;escola. Feia fred i per aix\u00f2 el ti\u00f3 estava una mica amagat, per\u00f2 al final l&#8217;hem trobat, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-p3"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}