{"id":16702,"date":"2013-02-22T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T13:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/general\/aprenem-embarbussaments\/"},"modified":"2013-02-22T14:24:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T13:24:00","slug":"aprenem-embarbussaments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-pau-casals-montmelo\/general\/aprenem-embarbussaments\/","title":{"rendered":"APRENEM EMBARBUSSAMENTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aquesta setmana la Vella Quaresma ens ha portat un embarbussament. &nbsp;Ens ha demanat que l&#8217;aprenem molt b\u00e9, perqu\u00e8 divendres vinent li haurem de dir. &nbsp;Voleu saber quin?<\/p>\n<p><b>P-3:<\/b><br \/>PAULA, PARA LA TAULA.<br \/>PARA-LA B\u00c9, QUE EL PARE JA V\u00c9.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.decorablog.com\/wp-content\/2009\/12\/poner-mesa-1.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"232\" src=\"http:\/\/www.decorablog.com\/wp-content\/2009\/12\/poner-mesa-1.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><i>imatge de decorablog.com<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n<p><b>P-4:<\/b><br \/>EN PINXO VA DIR A EN PANXO:<br \/>-VOLS QUE ET PUNXI AMB UN PUNX\u00d3?<br \/>I EN PANXO VA DIR A EN PINXO:<br \/>-PUNXA&#8217;M, PER\u00d2 A LA PANXA NO!<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/yTFi72j4yp4\/0.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/yTFi72j4yp4\/0.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><i>imatge de shelf3D.com<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n<p><b>P-5:<\/b><br \/>UNA GALLINA TICA-XICA-MICA, CAMA-CURTA I BALLARICA,<br \/>VA TENIR TRES POLLETS TICS-XICS-MICS, CAMA-CURTS I BALLARICS.<br \/>SI LA GALLINA NO HAGU\u00c9S ESTAT TICA-XICA-MICA, CAMA-CURTA I BALLARICA,<br \/>ELS TRES POLLETS NO SERIEN TICS-XICS-MICS, CAMA-CURTS I BALLARICS.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/club.aguiluchos.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gallinapollitos.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"249\" src=\"http:\/\/club.aguiluchos.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gallinapollitos.png\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><i>imatge de club.aguiluchos.com<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Us atreviu a dir-los molt r\u00e0pid?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aquesta setmana la Vella Quaresma ens ha portat un embarbussament. &nbsp;Ens ha demanat que l&#8217;aprenem molt b\u00e9, perqu\u00e8 divendres vinent li haurem de dir. &nbsp;Voleu saber quin? 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