{"id":1874,"date":"2020-02-22T16:40:26","date_gmt":"2020-02-22T15:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/?p=1874"},"modified":"2020-03-03T09:58:23","modified_gmt":"2020-03-03T08:58:23","slug":"judici-a-sa-majestat-carnestoltes-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/general\/judici-a-sa-majestat-carnestoltes-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"JUDICI A SA MAJESTAT CARNESTOLTES 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2020\/03\/2020-02-21-15.32.38.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1875\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2020\/03\/2020-02-21-15.32.38.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"811\" height=\"608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2020\/03\/2020-02-21-15.32.38.jpg 811w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2020\/03\/2020-02-21-15.32.38-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2020\/03\/2020-02-21-15.32.38-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2020\/03\/2020-02-21-15.32.38-200x150.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 811px) 100vw, 811px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Si us pregunteu per qu\u00e8 esteu tots aqu\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Per jutjar en Carnestoltes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Si us pregunteu per qu\u00e8 esteu\u00a0 tots aqu\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>EL JUDICI SER\u00c0 AVUI!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">FISCALS<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Els tints fan malb\u00e9 el cabell<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mira quina ximpleria<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pot fer mal als ulls tamb\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aix\u00f2 ha estat un desgavell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DEFENSORS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Us heu divertit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tots de coloraines<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Guapos heu estat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Molt b\u00e9 us ho heu passat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Esbojarrat el cap tots l\u2019heu portat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">JUTGES<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dur els cabells pintats no fa mal a ning\u00fa<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nom\u00e9s \u00e9s un cop a l\u2019any<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dur els cabells pintats no fa mal a ning\u00fa<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per aix\u00f2 no et castigarem.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>FISCALS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A la classe us heu dormit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Perqu\u00e8 d\u00faieu el pijama<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A la classe us heu dormit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>L\u2019atenci\u00f3 se us ha pansit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">DEFENSORS<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Amb pijama a classe<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Heu ben descansat<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Amb coix\u00ed i manta<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fregits us heu quedat<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Quina joia haver de venir aix\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>JUTGES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai! quin horror venir vestits aix\u00ed,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Per nom\u00e9s dormir a l\u2019escola<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai! quin horror venir vestits aix\u00ed,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Per\u00f2 en canvi \u00e9s divertit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">FISCALS<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tots us heu entrebancat<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Se us ha fet malb\u00e9 la roba<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tots us heu en constipat<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I la roba s\u2019ha esguerrat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DEFENSORS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Heu anat amb cura<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Res no us ha passat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Us heu abrigat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>La roba heu cuidat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Amb Carnestoltes b\u00e9 que us ho heu passat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">JUTGES<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Serem nosaltres els que decidim<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Doncs fer de gran no \u00e9s per vosaltres<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Amb uniforme haur\u00edeu de venir<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Les normes s\u2019han de complir!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>FISCALS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Els pares gasten diners\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Per comprar-vos la disfressa<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Els pares gasten diners\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>I aix\u00f2 no ho entenem<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">DEFENSORS<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sempre esteu fent feina<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sempre fent molt deures<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per un cop a l\u2019any<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No hi haur\u00e0 cap dany<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Carnestoltes, queda\u2019t sempre aqu\u00ed!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>JUTGES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>En Carnestoltes us fa gastar diners<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Disfressats feu el rid\u00edcul<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Culpable avui el declarem\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>La sent\u00e8ncia ara us diem:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Onze mesos, tres setmanes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I n\u2019afegirem tres dies<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tots ells INHABILITAT:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">La Quaresma ja ha arribat!<\/span><\/p>\n<pre>Judici preparat per l'alumnat de 5\u00e8 \r\n\r\nSi vols veure totes les imatges del judici, <a href=\"https:\/\/photos.app.goo.gl\/ShYXXSw5vjGZdFUx8\">clica aqu\u00ed<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/photos.app.goo.gl\/ShYXXSw5vjGZdFUx8\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-1085\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2019\/02\/camara.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"40\" height=\"33\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2019\/02\/camara.jpg 600w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-gerbert-d-orlhac\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu691\/2019\/02\/camara-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 40px) 100vw, 40px\" \/><\/a><\/pre>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si us pregunteu per qu\u00e8 esteu tots aqu\u00ed Per jutjar en Carnestoltes Si us pregunteu per qu\u00e8 esteu\u00a0 tots aqu\u00ed EL JUDICI SER\u00c0 AVUI! &nbsp; FISCALS Els tints fan malb\u00e9 el cabell Mira quina ximpleria Pot fer mal als ulls tamb\u00e9 Aix\u00f2 ha estat un desgavell. &nbsp; DEFENSORS Us heu divertit Tots de coloraines Guapos 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