{"id":4776,"date":"2020-02-26T16:30:53","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T15:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/?p=4776"},"modified":"2020-02-26T15:28:21","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T14:28:21","slug":"testament-den-carnestoltes-2020-pobre-de-mi-qui-mho-havia-de-dir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/general\/testament-den-carnestoltes-2020-pobre-de-mi-qui-mho-havia-de-dir\/","title":{"rendered":"Testament d&#8217;en Carnestoltes 2020: Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4810 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"531\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/wp-content\/uploads\/usu1426\/2020\/02\/IMG_7393.jpg 2016w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px\" \/><\/a>FOTO<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bona tarda nenes i nens,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">encara que de bona no en t\u00e9 gens.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A l\u2019\u00c0frica he anat i un elefant m\u2019ha trepitjat!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A la selva vaig estar i un jaguar em va mossegar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I vaig anar a l&#8217;Ant\u00e0rtida a veure foques<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">per\u00f2 el fred va acabar amb el m\u00e9s gran dels pocasoltes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">S\u2019ha acabat la diversi\u00f3 i l\u2019entreteniment<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ja que tots esteu al meu enterrament<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ARA comen\u00e7a el meu testament!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aix\u00ed que aqu\u00ed us deixo uns regalets<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">perqu\u00e8 quedeu tots ben satisfets:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pels nens i nenes de P3 que s\u00f3n tan llaminers<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">moltes chuches i petonets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pels de P4 que els agrada tant pintar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">unes aquarel\u00b7les i una bata per embrutar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per les noies i nois de P5 que s\u00f3n tan pillins<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">molts i molts\u00a0 llibres d&#8217;en Tint\u00edn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per tots els de primer que ja saben escriure i dibuixar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">una gran pissarra digital per projectar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I pels de segon que es diverteixen mogollon<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">un viatge que faci la volta al m\u00f3n.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A tercer, que s\u00f3n molt treballadors,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">una pila d\u2019ordinadors.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Als de quart que els agrada molt jugar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">un Kareoke i\u2026 A CANTAR!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pels de cinqu\u00e8, que ja et dic jo que s\u00ed,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deures redu\u00efts i una Nintendo Switch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I pels de sis\u00e8 que s\u00f3n els que m\u00e9s molen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">els hi deixo tot el que volen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Deixar\u00e9 als mestres d\u2019Infantil<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">una abra\u00e7ada que val per mil.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Les mestres de cicle inicial<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">podran fer un viatge espacial<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per tots i totes de cicle mitj\u00e0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">entrades pel Pablo Albor\u00e1n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I qu\u00e8 deixar\u00e9 als de cicle superior?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">doncs entrades per anar al Camp Nou.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Graciela, tu que fas d\u2019administradora molt b\u00e9\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">molta roba de la marca Supreme.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per la S\u00f2nia i la Rosa que s\u00f3n les vetlladores<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">un espectacle amb moltes animadores.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I en Joan que sempre est\u00e0 cantant<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">uns Aipods per seguir escoltant.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Homes i dones de la neteja que sempre estan treballant<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">una bona paga per tenir una casa ben gran.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">En Xavier, el de m\u00fasica, que toca molt b\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">un piano del rev\u00e9s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pels d\u2019Educaci\u00f3 F\u00edsica que estan tan \u201ccachas\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">un bon plat ple de remolacha.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Les d\u2019educaci\u00f3 especial que s\u2019esforcen tant<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">una foto ben maca a l\u2019Instagram<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Per la Marga i les d\u2019angl\u00e8s<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you very much and very well<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">La Rafi que \u00e9s la secre<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">un Iphone11 i una tele<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A\u00a0 l\u2019Ester un ordinador<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">dels d\u2019 \u00faltima 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