{"id":3353,"date":"2019-03-06T16:00:11","date_gmt":"2019-03-06T15:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/?p=3353"},"modified":"2019-03-08T23:47:42","modified_gmt":"2019-03-08T22:47:42","slug":"el-testament-den-carnestoltes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agora.xtec.cat\/ceip-camidelmig\/general\/el-testament-den-carnestoltes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"El testament d’en Carnestoltes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Bona tarda nens i nenes,<\/span><\/p>\n

ara us explicar\u00e9 una de les m\u00e9s grans penes.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

He de donar-vos una not\u00edcia:<\/span><\/p>\n

jo en Carnestoltes (rei dels poca-soltes),<\/span><\/p>\n

he mort i \u00e9s una injusticia!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

He viatjat a l’Ant\u00e0rtida ,<\/span><\/p>\n

amb el fred,<\/span><\/p>\n

a l\u2019\u00c0frica,<\/span><\/p>\n

amb la calor,<\/span><\/p>\n

a l\u2019\u00c0sia,<\/span><\/p>\n

amb la contaminaci\u00f3,<\/span><\/p>\n

i a l\u2019Am\u00e8rica,<\/span><\/p>\n

ara amb dif\u00edcil situaci\u00f3.<\/span><\/p>\n

I tants canvis de temperatura <\/span><\/p>\n

m\u2019han passat factura!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Aix\u00ed que aqu\u00ed us deixo uns regalets<\/span><\/p>\n

perqu\u00e8 quedeu tots ben satisfets:<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels nens de P3<\/span><\/p>\n

que els agrada veure el S\u00faper 3,<\/span><\/p>\n

una tele plus HD.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels nens i nenes de P4,<\/span><\/p>\n

que s\u00f3n entremaliats com pirates,<\/span><\/p>\n

una PS4.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels nens de P5,<\/span><\/p>\n

que s\u00f3n tant divertits,<\/span><\/p>\n

un viatge a Par\u00eds.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels alumnes de primer,<\/span><\/p>\n

que s\u00f3n els millors,<\/span><\/p>\n

una Xbox.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Pels nens de segon<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0que s\u00f3n tant bonics<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0una pilota per jugar al mataconills!<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels alumnes de 3r <\/span><\/p>\n

que s\u00f3n tan tafaners<\/span><\/p>\n

un Iphone 3 i que aprenguin angl\u00e8s.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels alumnes de 4rt <\/span><\/p>\n

que ja s\u00f3n grans i mai estan malalts,<\/span><\/p>\n

uns rellotges digitals.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels de 5\u00e8 <\/span><\/p>\n

que ja estan a cicle superior,<\/span><\/p>\n

menys examens i m\u00e9s ordinador! <\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels alumnes de 6\u00e8 <\/span><\/p>\n

que s\u00f3n els millors,<\/span><\/p>\n

un viatge a Nova york, <\/span><\/p>\n

i una Play 4 perqu\u00e8 es vicin \u201cmogoll\u00f3\u201d. <\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per els professors de Cicle Infantil<\/span><\/p>\n

que ensenyen a pintar, <\/span><\/p>\n

unes entrades per anar a veure art.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per els professors de Cicle Inicial<\/span><\/p>\n

que estan ensenyant a escriure, <\/span><\/p>\n

un bon llibre per riure.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per els professors de Cicle Mitj\u00e0<\/span><\/p>\n

que estan ensenyant a fer divisions, <\/span><\/p>\n

una calculadora per corregir les operacions.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per el professors de Cicle Superior <\/span><\/p>\n

que de cooperatives i de compet\u00e8ncies en saben molt, <\/span><\/p>\n

unes entrades per a veure el futbol.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

Pel mestre de m\u00fasica,<\/span><\/p>\n

que toca tant b\u00e9,<\/span><\/p>\n

un joc com el de dijous llarder.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels d\u2019educaci\u00f3 f\u00edsica,<\/span><\/p>\n

que estan tant bons,<\/span><\/p>\n

un lot de turrons.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per les mestres d’angl\u00e8s<\/span><\/p>\n

que diuen que <\/span>three <\/span><\/i>\u00e9s tres,<\/span><\/p>\n

una casa a l\u2019alt Pened\u00e8s.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pels nostres monitors <\/span><\/p>\n

que en ajuden tant,<\/span><\/p>\n

un viatge per con\u00e8ixer a en Peter Pan. <\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per les d\u2019educaci\u00f3 especial <\/span><\/p>\n

que molen tant,<\/span><\/p>\n

una entrada per veure Superman.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per la Graciela<\/span><\/p>\n

que est\u00e0 tot el dia amb l\u2019ordinador, <\/span><\/p>\n

un ticket del menjador.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per en Joan<\/span><\/p>\n

que la m\u00fasica li agrada tant,<\/span><\/p>\n

una taula de mescles per punxar!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per les dones de la neteja,<\/span><\/p>\n

que sempre estan aqu\u00ed i all\u00e0,<\/span><\/p>\n

unes escombres de Harry Potter i que s\u2019animin a volar!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Per l\u2019equip directiu,<\/span><\/p>\n

que semblen les tres bessones<\/span><\/p>\n

unes ADIDAS ben \u201cmolones\u201d!<\/span><\/p>\n

Pobre de mi.. qui m\u2019ho havia de dir\u2026!<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I aqu\u00ed acaba la meva trista hist\u00f2ria,<\/span><\/p>\n

espero que sempre hem tingueu a la vostra memoria!<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Aqu\u00ed us deixo amb aquestes velles<\/span><\/p>\n

que nos us deixaran cantar m\u00e9s cantarelles! \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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